I received this from a story contributor a while ago and never got around to publishing it because it was a PDF file that needed to be cropped and changed to a jpg file. I finally cajoled the Mister into doing it and voila! Here it is in all it’s trashy, lazy, ungrateful, wretched glory!
Yes, someone sent this pathetic thank you note to their guests who gave them wedding gifts.
If you ever receive a miserable excuse of an invitation or thank you note, scan it and send it to me!