Have Yourself A Morbid Little Christmas

by admin on December 13, 2010

A few years ago I met a wonderful man after many years of being divorced. FH and I dated for a bit and at this time I had the “pleasure” of meeting his dear mother who was visiting from overseas. It was a very quick introduction and she seemed like a very sweet elderly lady. I could not understand why FH always made excuses not to talk to her when she phoned and why he tried to keep out of her way when she did visit.

About a year after we met we became engaged. FH called his parents overseas to let them know. Everyone was very excited as FH had also been through quite an ugly divorce and his friends and family were happy that he was moving on.

We got engaged in the November and FMIL decided to come and visit the following January. It was going to be a little after Christmas, but we decided that we would make a special day when they were over to celebrate Christmas as a family, especially for the children’s sake.

I was so excited for FMIL to come and visit, and went to all kinds of trouble (not really trouble as I do enjoy spoiling people and Christmas is one of my favourite holidays) to make sure that they would have an extra special stay with us. She called regularly and I became suspicious as to how sweet she really was when she made a few comments.

First she was not happy that I had made up the spare room for her and FFIL together and especially NOT a double bed – I thought the reason they used single beds on the previous visit was because they had chosen to sleep in the smaller guest room – together mind you. Fair enough, they are elderly and may need space. Then she demanded we buy brand new beds for them. When I told her that we still had the new ones FH had bought for their last visit about 2 years previously she balked at that and complained that she had no idea who may have slept on them in the interim (????). Not only did we have to buy new beds, she insisted on brand new bedding as well and wanted me to keep the slips. FMIL has plenty of money but I did not expect her to pay for any of this, but her insistence that I keep the slips made me think that she was going to offer when she got over to us , it wasn’t that but rather to check that I had in fact done as she asked.

Well now to the real tacky part. Christmas tree is kept up especially for their arrival, specially wrapped gifts under the tree all ready for FMIL, FFIL, and some extras for the kids to open on our extra special Christmas celebration. FMIL arrives at our home and is naturally exhausted so we all spend a quiet evening and early to bed for our big day the next day. Next morning I am up starting to get the trimming ready for our family celebration and FMIL asks me to go and fetch the gifts she placed for me under the tree. I am confused as we are all going to open them later??? She insists, so off I go and I fetch them and she eagerly watches as I open them. Inside is body lotion and a perfume, but I have no idea of the make as we don’t have it where I live. She asks me if I know it and I say that I don’t. She then begins to tell how expensive it is and how popular it is where she lives. She goes on and tells me that just the body lotion alone had cost a small, and that I would never be able to even afford the perfume for myself. Well I am quite taken back and feel rather embarrassed. I tell her that although I really appreciate the lovely gift and am very happy to have it, she really did not need to spend that kind of money on me. She then turns to me and smiles and says, “Oh no, I never spent a cent. A friend of mine died the other day and I went to help clear out her cupboards and found this and I thought you would like it.”

Well knock me down with a feather. Thankfully FH walked in moments later as I was still sitting there with my jaw hanging open.

I have since come to accept that MIL is quite a different person and fully understand DH wanting to spend as little time as possible with her – it just combats many arguments. I try and keep an open mind and a sense of humour when dealing with her. 0726-10

Weeell. That certainly takes “regifting” to a whole, new level previously thought too gauche for anyone to actually try.

{ 67 comments… read them below or add one }

Wink-n-Smile December 14, 2010 at 10:27 am

Two words – air mattresses!

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AS December 14, 2010 at 10:28 am

They want NEW bed every time they visit you, but it is ok for her to gift you a dead woman’s “expensive” toiletries, and make sure to tell you that you can never afford it! Unbelievable! Guess it is best to keep away from this woman like your FH does.

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Miss Lady December 14, 2010 at 11:11 am

I once got perfume and lotion that had belonged to a woman who died, but I didn’t receive it as a gift – the woman’s son was a friend of my mother, and he said something like “doesn’t your daugher Lady like lotions?” It wasn’t something I “had to” accept if I felt weird about it.

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Michelle P December 14, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Thank God they live overseas. Better nip it in the bud now, OP.

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Fox December 14, 2010 at 3:12 pm

OP, I would suggest you either donate the lotion and perfume to a charity for them to sell, or sell them yourself on ebay and donate all of the proceeds to charity, perhaps one that helps elderly people. I would not want that sitting in my house reminding me of my horrid graverobbing MIL. :P I’m sure the poor deceased lady would have been happier to know her possessions went on to help others rather than being used for spite.

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AS December 14, 2010 at 4:13 pm

@RP: I think “FH” stands for “Future Husband”, as is often used on this site.

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Michelle December 14, 2010 at 4:32 pm

I’m new to the site and was just wondering what “OP” stands for?
New beds AND bedding? No way should you have purchased those items for her especially since you had them from her previous visit!
As for the “gifts”- totally creepy and inapproriate.

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--Lia December 14, 2010 at 9:34 pm

A fear of bedbugs?

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AS December 15, 2010 at 2:17 pm

@Michelle: OP stands for “Original Poster”. We sometimes use “LW” for “Letter Writer” too. Welcome to the site. :)

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Emmy December 19, 2010 at 8:20 am

Wow! This woman gives a new meaning to the term “special snowflake”. OP and her DH should have told his mother that it would not be possible to purchase a new bed and sheets and that she could either stay in a hotel, cancel the trip, or send a lot of money over for purchase of these beds and bedding (before going out to buy the beds of course).

That woman also had some serious gall; possibly raiding a dead woman’s house and stealing her items (who knows if she had permission), talking about how the OP and DH couldn’t afford the perfume (after they bought brand new beds), and then announcing she lifted the perfume and lotion from a dead woman and didn’t spend a cent. It sounds like her DH has a good reason for avoiding his mother, and if I was the OP, I would avoid her as well and not invite her for a visit again.

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Enna December 20, 2010 at 12:21 pm

That’s a bit creepy. It’s one thing say a close famiy member of the deceased using up tolierates to stop waste etc. But giving it as a gift is unbelieveable.

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sirhcton December 29, 2010 at 5:18 pm

For the next visit, inform the MIL that the “new” beds were taken from the home of a friend who had recently died – they were in a guest room and you were sure they had never been used.

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Lexi January 2, 2011 at 4:24 am

“No, I’m not buying you two new beds. Are you crazy?”

“Thank you very much for the gift.” *after she leaves* Either toss it or sell it and buy a real present for yourself. ;-)

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Mike in London UK March 22, 2011 at 3:13 pm

OP, Original Poster (sometimes the alternative LW ~ Letter Writer is used)
F/DF, (Dear) Father (of the OP)
M/DM, (Dear) Mother (of the OP)
B/DB, (Dear) Brother
S/DS, (Dear) Sister
YS/YB, Younger Sister/Brother
ES/EB, Elder Sister/Brother

MIL, Mother in Law
FIL, Father in Law
BIL, Brother in Law
SIL, Sister in Law

FH, Future Husband
FW, Future Wife
DF, Dear Fiance (non gender specific) and also used as Dear Father

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poppy April 25, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Hilarious. Beyond rude, of course, but the story had me laughing so loud the cat woke up in a panic.

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Javin September 28, 2011 at 4:44 pm

LOL! Mike in London UK: They need to post that glossary somewhere easy to find.

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Hmmm... August 31, 2012 at 12:12 am

Oh we had a similar thing happen once. My Husbands ex wife sent their Son a bottle of half filled after shave – left over from one of her new boyfriends – we sent it back.

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