Feel Good Friday – Cranberry Slaughter

by admin on November 19, 2010

In the following week as many of us prepare those yummy side dishes for Thanksgiving Day, just remember the poor cranberries.

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NotCinderell November 19, 2010 at 7:49 am

So glad I watched this without my kids in the room…I just explained to my son yesterday where hamburgers come from and he’s decided never to eat them again. I couldn’t deal with it if he thought cranberries suffered a similar fate.

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SHOEGAL November 19, 2010 at 10:38 am

This doesn’t make me feel good.

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Shayna November 19, 2010 at 11:44 am

I find this hilarious, sorry to say.

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Ticia November 19, 2010 at 12:08 pm

It made me laugh out loud.

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Elizabeth November 19, 2010 at 12:20 pm

I am not sure if this is horrifying or amazing <3

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Nicole November 19, 2010 at 1:02 pm

Ok, I think its funny! Love the cranberries complaining about being crowded together in the bowl. Next I want to see how the pumpkins feel about being made into pie!

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David November 19, 2010 at 1:29 pm

“I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream
Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories
How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad
Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that’s a real crime
Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow
It’s time to stop all this gardening, it’s dirty as hell
Let’s call a spade a spade, it’s a spade it’s a spade it’s a spade”
(refrain from ‘Carrot Juice is Murder’ by the Arrogant Worms.

Yes I know Cranberries are fruit, but it seemed to fit

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PrincessSimmi November 19, 2010 at 6:02 pm

Rightio then :S

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SciFiLeslie November 19, 2010 at 7:50 pm

Not so sure that made me feel good or not. But to each his or her own!
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it!

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Kathryn November 21, 2010 at 12:44 pm

That did not make me feel good, either. I already have enough problems with involuntary anthropomorphism of inanimate objects without my food screaming at me in terror. All those dang movies about brave little toasters….

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Mother of a Bride November 21, 2010 at 7:04 pm

JibJab is hilarious. Love this one, but it does seem a little bit more creepy than others I have seen. I don’t know, maybe it’s the red color or something? My 10 year old did laugh at it and wasn’t too disturbed, but he’s the sort of kid who is not bothered by needles, shots or medical procedures….so maybe he’s just not that sensitive. =0

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