I recently witnessed one of the tackiest, most disrespectful expressions I have ever seen.
The other night while dining in a nice restaurant, there was a rather large party taking place in a somewhat secluded area. They were quite loud, and we could overhear bits and pieces of what was going on, which did not bother me at all, but my date and I gathered this:
One woman was quite drunk. She approached a manager asking why she had not received the most recent drink she ordered, and he very kindly explained to her his legal obligations not to serve her alcohol at this time. She flipped out, demanding her next drink, and all others in her party angrily joined her ranting and raving. Eventually all this stopped and the manager was no longer at their table. During our meal, I excused myself to the ladies room just as this larger party was leaving. The drunk woman walked up to her server and said “Yes, I’d like to order a ‘kiss my ass’ with a side of ‘suck it’!” What an awful thing to say! The server kindly replied, “I’m sorry, but the kitchen is actually out of that right now.” 1115-10