JUNE IS WEDDINGS FROM HELL MONTH! BEASTMAIDS AND BEASTMEN THIS WEEK!
I find it sad that something as wonderful as a wedding can expose how much you have grown apart from your friends. The girl I thought was my best friend before my wedding is now someone who I’m too disgusted with to ever talk to again.The day of the rehearsal dinner I called her at 1 pm to ask if she could bring something with her to Chicago. She yawned and said in a sleepy voice, “Oh hey, is there a rehearsal I have to be at today?” The day of the freaking rehearsal dinner. I only sent her four emails and chatted with her about it that same week. Of course, how could I expect a friend and bridesmaid to remember such a thing. The rehearsal was at 4 pm. If she had left AT 1:30, she MIGHT have been on time.Well, this girl was five hours late for the rehearsal/rehearsal dinner. That is, she didn’t make it there. Someone please tell me how a person who has lived in Burbank their whole life doesn’t know that Chicago is North of there. This idiot drove all the way to Mt. Pleasant, Iowa before realizing she “accidentally went South”. She said, “Hey, Im not that great at geography!” It does not take a map for a person to know that Chicago is North of Burbank. This girl would get lost in her own refridgerator. She turned around from Mt Pleasant, went due North to Cedar Rapids before realizing she was on the wrong highway. She got a speeding ticket on the way back, and got to Chicago at 9 pm after everyone went home.The day of the wedding, she was to make a toast to us. Ok, well, we were IN LINE to be introduced at the reception when she asked, “Aren’t we going back to the hotel, because I left my speech there.” She then frantically called her roommate to have it sent to her email, so she could print it at the tour guide’s office (we had the reception at a historic mansion). Why the hell would we be going back to the hotel after the wedding and before the reception. Why. Like it would kill you to stick it in your purse before the wedding, regardless. The ONE thing I asked her to do that day, she forgot. I just can’t stand to be around someone that stupid. It drives me too damn crazy. 05-03-08