I saw this on Facebook and thought Ehellions would have a field day coming up with all kinds of fun answers. Game on!
Ruin Thanksgiving In Four Words
“There are some basic, fundamental rules to life and personal relationships- and that the poised will someday be victorious over the tacky heathens of the world!”
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There’s no pumpkin pie
The horror!!
Pregnant? No..? Bean dip?
Your Mother is here.
Vegan gluten dairy-free
I’d love some, please?
Lesh have ‘nother glass!
Entire family in politics.
Enjoy the Brussel Sprouts!
Looks like you’re getting fatter.
1. My boyfriend is vegan
2. He’s home from prison
3. He doesn’t like dressing
4. No wine with dinner
5. We’re staying the night
6. Sure, come on over!
7. The cops are here!
The game is cancelled
Ex-Lax Chocolate Cake
“Well, my opinion is…”
The electricity went out.
I voted for _______.
The oven is broken
We’re out of beer
The cable is out
The cook is vegan
Wow, you got fat
Grampa died this morning.
(Really happened Thanksgiving 2010.)
Wow, this happened to my BF in 2010 too. I don’t think you’re related either.
The turkey is dry.
Dog drug turkey outside….
Who ordered turkey pizza?
The TV is broken
The wine is empty
You’re allergic to tofurky? (if you are celiac you most certainly ARE)
Um, powdered sugar gravy (happened once, instead of cornstarch, it just would NOT thicken…)
Fred has the flu (how we ALL got Asian flu that year)
Are you pregnant yet?
“I’m not racist but…”
You win!
LOL, love this one!
We only have broccoli.
The Kitchen’s on Fire
OMG Thanksgiving was today?!
I forgot the turkey
Turkey became a cannonball.
Anything pertaining to Trump.
You’ve always hated me
Appliance repairman broke oven.
(Truth. Came to fix one of our double ovens yesterday – after waiting over 4 months – and ended up breaking the working one. Not like I needed an oven to feed 24 people in 36 hours…)
I think you won this post contest.
Yep, that’s a win.
Top runner….
My brother in town.
Cable’s out, no football.
The turkey’s still frozen.
Where’s my pet turkey?
Ex and the ex-laws
I have a kidney-stone.
I actually did get one on Sunday.
It’s just a cold!
You owe me money
we are not contagious
What’s that burning smell?
Fido! Drop the turkey!!
Husband’s girlfriend shows up.
Cornish hen for twenty
You’re actually wearing that?
Your parents are here
Not really gluten free.
Where are the giblets?
This food is awful!
Not in MY house!
Norovirus spreads to everyone!
(this happened to someone my son goes to day care with)