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Ruin Thanksgiving In Four Words

I saw this on Facebook and thought Ehellions would have a field day coming up with all kinds of fun answers. Game on!

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  • bopper November 21, 2017, 3:42 pm

    There’s no pumpkin pie

    • Daniotra November 21, 2017, 5:18 pm

      The horror!!

  • Thel November 21, 2017, 4:15 pm

    Pregnant? No..? Bean dip?

  • Just4Kicks November 21, 2017, 4:19 pm

    Your Mother is here.

  • Alex November 21, 2017, 4:35 pm

    Vegan gluten dairy-free

    • NostalgicGal November 22, 2017, 5:16 am

      I’d love some, please?

  • L November 21, 2017, 4:47 pm

    Lesh have ‘nother glass!

  • SleepIsabella November 21, 2017, 4:52 pm

    Entire family in politics.

  • Marie November 21, 2017, 5:12 pm

    Enjoy the Brussel Sprouts!

  • Susan R November 21, 2017, 5:18 pm

    Looks like you’re getting fatter.

  • Pame November 21, 2017, 5:18 pm

    1. My boyfriend is vegan
    2. He’s home from prison
    3. He doesn’t like dressing
    4. No wine with dinner
    5. We’re staying the night
    6. Sure, come on over!
    7. The cops are here!

  • Michelle Sanders November 21, 2017, 5:42 pm

    The game is cancelled

  • DancerDiva November 21, 2017, 5:59 pm

    Ex-Lax Chocolate Cake

  • Semperviren November 21, 2017, 6:23 pm

    “Well, my opinion is…”

  • A Person November 21, 2017, 7:20 pm

    The electricity went out.

  • Linda November 21, 2017, 7:40 pm

    I voted for _______.

  • Asharah November 21, 2017, 7:47 pm

    The oven is broken
    We’re out of beer
    The cable is out
    The cook is vegan

  • Annie42 November 21, 2017, 8:16 pm

    Wow, you got fat

  • Lydia November 21, 2017, 8:17 pm

    Grampa died this morning.

    (Really happened Thanksgiving 2010.)

    • tybeecat November 22, 2017, 11:30 pm

      Wow, this happened to my BF in 2010 too. I don’t think you’re related either.

  • Wilson November 21, 2017, 8:39 pm

    The turkey is dry.

  • NostalgicGal November 21, 2017, 9:23 pm

    Dog drug turkey outside….
    Who ordered turkey pizza?
    The TV is broken
    The wine is empty
    You’re allergic to tofurky? (if you are celiac you most certainly ARE)
    Um, powdered sugar gravy (happened once, instead of cornstarch, it just would NOT thicken…)
    Fred has the flu (how we ALL got Asian flu that year)

  • Lauren November 21, 2017, 9:32 pm

    Are you pregnant yet?

  • Bunny November 21, 2017, 9:53 pm

    “I’m not racist but…”

    • DanaJ November 22, 2017, 10:48 am

      You win!

    • Karen L November 22, 2017, 1:52 pm

      LOL, love this one!

  • Claire November 21, 2017, 10:48 pm

    We only have broccoli.

  • ChefNutmeg November 21, 2017, 11:23 pm

    The Kitchen’s on Fire

  • Jelly_Rose November 21, 2017, 11:38 pm

    OMG Thanksgiving was today?!

  • jen November 22, 2017, 12:26 am

    I forgot the turkey

  • Nikko-chan November 22, 2017, 2:43 am

    Turkey became a cannonball.

  • Rebecca November 22, 2017, 3:19 am

    Anything pertaining to Trump.

  • Soetes November 22, 2017, 4:07 am

    You’ve always hated me

  • Tasha November 22, 2017, 4:58 am

    Appliance repairman broke oven.

    (Truth. Came to fix one of our double ovens yesterday – after waiting over 4 months – and ended up breaking the working one. Not like I needed an oven to feed 24 people in 36 hours…)

    • admin November 22, 2017, 7:42 am

      I think you won this post contest.

      • Coralreef November 22, 2017, 1:39 pm

        Yep, that’s a win.

      • NostalgicGal November 22, 2017, 5:20 pm

        Top runner….

  • JeanLouiseFinch November 22, 2017, 9:52 am

    My brother in town.

  • Jackie November 22, 2017, 11:00 am

    Cable’s out, no football.

  • Peanut Butter November 22, 2017, 11:24 am

    The turkey’s still frozen.

  • Anna November 22, 2017, 12:17 pm

    Where’s my pet turkey?

  • amydkw November 22, 2017, 1:40 pm

    Ex and the ex-laws

  • Fmark November 22, 2017, 4:25 pm

    I have a kidney-stone.

    I actually did get one on Sunday.

  • NbyNW November 22, 2017, 8:02 pm

    It’s just a cold!

  • T Madison November 23, 2017, 8:20 am

    You owe me money

  • schnauzermom November 23, 2017, 11:29 am

    we are not contagious

  • Mechtilde November 23, 2017, 1:14 pm

    What’s that burning smell?

  • Angela November 23, 2017, 2:42 pm

    Fido! Drop the turkey!!

  • Dorrie Jones November 24, 2017, 6:45 am

    Husband’s girlfriend shows up.

  • ChefNutmeg November 24, 2017, 9:29 am

    Cornish hen for twenty

  • C Blake November 24, 2017, 1:53 pm

    You’re actually wearing that?

  • Specky November 25, 2017, 9:51 pm

    Your parents are here

  • amy November 25, 2017, 11:49 pm

    Not really gluten free.

  • gmc November 27, 2017, 3:15 pm

    Where are the giblets?

  • Sarah November 27, 2017, 4:36 pm

    This food is awful!

  • Waddahek December 4, 2017, 2:41 pm

    Not in MY house!

  • Robin December 15, 2017, 10:40 am

    Norovirus spreads to everyone!

    (this happened to someone my son goes to day care with)

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