Ruin Thanksgiving In Four Words

by admin on November 21, 2017

I saw this on Facebook and thought Ehellions would have a field day coming up with all kinds of fun answers. Game on!

{ 56 comments… read them below or add one }

bopper November 21, 2017 at 3:42 pm

There’s no pumpkin pie

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Daniotra November 21, 2017 at 5:18 pm

The horror!!

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Thel November 21, 2017 at 4:15 pm

Pregnant? No..? Bean dip?

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Just4Kicks November 21, 2017 at 4:19 pm

Your Mother is here.

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Alex November 21, 2017 at 4:35 pm

Vegan gluten dairy-free

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NostalgicGal November 22, 2017 at 5:16 am

I’d love some, please?

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L November 21, 2017 at 4:47 pm

Lesh have ‘nother glass!

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SleepIsabella November 21, 2017 at 4:52 pm

Entire family in politics.

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Marie November 21, 2017 at 5:12 pm

Enjoy the Brussel Sprouts!

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Susan R November 21, 2017 at 5:18 pm

Looks like you’re getting fatter.

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Pame November 21, 2017 at 5:18 pm

1. My boyfriend is vegan
2. He’s home from prison
3. He doesn’t like dressing
4. No wine with dinner
5. We’re staying the night
6. Sure, come on over!
7. The cops are here!

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Michelle Sanders November 21, 2017 at 5:42 pm

The game is cancelled

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DancerDiva November 21, 2017 at 5:59 pm

Ex-Lax Chocolate Cake

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Semperviren November 21, 2017 at 6:23 pm

“Well, my opinion is…”

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A Person November 21, 2017 at 7:20 pm

The electricity went out.

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Linda November 21, 2017 at 7:40 pm

I voted for _______.

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Asharah November 21, 2017 at 7:47 pm

The oven is broken
We’re out of beer
The cable is out
The cook is vegan

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Annie42 November 21, 2017 at 8:16 pm

Wow, you got fat

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Lydia November 21, 2017 at 8:17 pm

Grampa died this morning.

(Really happened Thanksgiving 2010.)

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tybeecat November 22, 2017 at 11:30 pm

Wow, this happened to my BF in 2010 too. I don’t think you’re related either.

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Wilson November 21, 2017 at 8:39 pm

The turkey is dry.

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NostalgicGal November 21, 2017 at 9:23 pm

Dog drug turkey outside….
Who ordered turkey pizza?
The TV is broken
The wine is empty
You’re allergic to tofurky? (if you are celiac you most certainly ARE)
Um, powdered sugar gravy (happened once, instead of cornstarch, it just would NOT thicken…)
Fred has the flu (how we ALL got Asian flu that year)

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Lauren November 21, 2017 at 9:32 pm

Are you pregnant yet?

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Bunny November 21, 2017 at 9:53 pm

“I’m not racist but…”

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DanaJ November 22, 2017 at 10:48 am

You win!

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Karen L November 22, 2017 at 1:52 pm

LOL, love this one!

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Claire November 21, 2017 at 10:48 pm

We only have broccoli.

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ChefNutmeg November 21, 2017 at 11:23 pm

The Kitchen’s on Fire

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Jelly_Rose November 21, 2017 at 11:38 pm

OMG Thanksgiving was today?!

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jen November 22, 2017 at 12:26 am

I forgot the turkey

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Nikko-chan November 22, 2017 at 2:43 am

Turkey became a cannonball.

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Rebecca November 22, 2017 at 3:19 am

Anything pertaining to Trump.

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Soetes November 22, 2017 at 4:07 am

You’ve always hated me

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Tasha November 22, 2017 at 4:58 am

Appliance repairman broke oven.

(Truth. Came to fix one of our double ovens yesterday – after waiting over 4 months – and ended up breaking the working one. Not like I needed an oven to feed 24 people in 36 hours…)

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admin November 22, 2017 at 7:42 am

I think you won this post contest.

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Coralreef November 22, 2017 at 1:39 pm

Yep, that’s a win.

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NostalgicGal November 22, 2017 at 5:20 pm

Top runner….

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JeanLouiseFinch November 22, 2017 at 9:52 am

My brother in town.

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Jackie November 22, 2017 at 11:00 am

Cable’s out, no football.

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Peanut Butter November 22, 2017 at 11:24 am

The turkey’s still frozen.

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Anna November 22, 2017 at 12:17 pm

Where’s my pet turkey?

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amydkw November 22, 2017 at 1:40 pm

Ex and the ex-laws

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Fmark November 22, 2017 at 4:25 pm

I have a kidney-stone.

I actually did get one on Sunday.

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NbyNW November 22, 2017 at 8:02 pm

It’s just a cold!

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T Madison November 23, 2017 at 8:20 am

You owe me money

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schnauzermom November 23, 2017 at 11:29 am

we are not contagious

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Mechtilde November 23, 2017 at 1:14 pm

What’s that burning smell?

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Angela November 23, 2017 at 2:42 pm

Fido! Drop the turkey!!

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Dorrie Jones November 24, 2017 at 6:45 am

Husband’s girlfriend shows up.

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ChefNutmeg November 24, 2017 at 9:29 am

Cornish hen for twenty

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C Blake November 24, 2017 at 1:53 pm

You’re actually wearing that?

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Specky November 25, 2017 at 9:51 pm

Your parents are here

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amy November 25, 2017 at 11:49 pm

Not really gluten free.

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gmc November 27, 2017 at 3:15 pm

Where are the giblets?

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Sarah November 27, 2017 at 4:36 pm

This food is awful!

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Waddahek December 4, 2017 at 2:41 pm

Not in MY house!

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