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Double Trouble Invitation

I have twin 7 year old daughters (Thing 1 and Thing 2). They are in separate classes at school. Last year Thing 1 was in the same class as Jane. This year Thing 2 is in Jane’s class. However, they BOTH play almost every day with Jane and have extra-curricular activities with her.

Yesterday Thing 2 came home with a party invitation. On the envelope it simply says “From Jane”. Inside are the details about the party. I THINK Jane had an invite for each kid in her class and passed them out, but I was unable to confirm this with my daughter. I honestly do not know if one or both of my girls are invited. I do not feel that they both HAVE to be invited and there have been occasions when only one knows the child and only one is invited. My daughters claim that Jane said they were both invited, but I don’t want to trust the 7 year olds on that. 🙂

The invitation asks that I RSVP and it has a number. I’ve never met the mother so I don’t know if she knows that thing 1 and 2 are even sisters! I don’t want to make the mother feel obligated to invite them both when she was only intending to invite one. Is there a way I can possibly word it when I call to figure out if the invite was for one or both of my girls without seeming rude or as if I’m trying to guilt her into including both?

Thanks!
Mom of the Twinadoes  0204-15

As we’ve seen in recent Ehell blog stories, it is wrong to assume a young child can accurately convey information about an invitation.   The bottom line is this, an adult has issued an invitation that another adult must respond to.   Parents hosting birthday parties for their underage, pre-teen children must understand that their invitations are intended for adult eyes and should be worded appropriately for that audience.   That means including the host’s full name, address, and telephone number in the invitation.  You, as the guest parent, have an obligation to be the responder to that invitation and to affirm that the contact information is correct.  Children should never, ever be used as verbal conduits between adults because the risks of misunderstandings are quite high.

Call the phone number given on the invitation and make your introductions to Jane’s mother.   She is hosting at least one of your daughters to a birthday party presumably at her home so confirming her address is a good step.   Once those pleasantries are over, explain to her that invitation contained no indication as to who exactly was invited and you need to confirm which one of your twin daughters is the guest.    Here is how I would word that….

“I am in possession of an invitation to Jane’s birthday party but I cannot figure out to whom this invitation was meant for since there is no name on the envelope. Both of my twin daughters know Jane well so I’m not certain who has been invited. Can you please clarify for me?”

You will have informed her that there are two twin daughters that are friends of Jane’s but given her an easy out if Thing 2 was the only intended guest.

The Missed Party Invoice – Updated

Alex Nash, 5, was invited to a friend’s birthday party at a ski and snowboarding facility, according to the Plymouth Herald.

Alex’s parents responded to the invitation and indicated Alex would attend the party.

Alex’s parents later realized they already had other plans for that day and he did not attend the party. The boy’s father said he did not have contact information for the birthday boy’s mother to let her know Alex had changed his mind and would no longer be attending the party.

Several days later, Alex came home from school with an invoice from the birthday boy’s mother for a $24 “child’s party no show fee.”

So many questions left unanswered.  For starters,  how is it that the parents were able to rsvp to the invitation indicating Alex would be attending the party yet later claim to not have that same contact information to alert her of the changed plans?   And unless the school administration gave Mr. Nash the hostess’ address (something that would have *never* happened in the US), how did he know where she lived to go knock on her door to confront her about the invoice?  It seems to me that the means were there for the Nashes to get in touch with the birthday party hostess but were not utilized until it became necessary to take issue with the invoice.  Bottom line, Mr. Nash, if you rsvp in the affirmative that you or a child of yours will be attending a party, etiquette requires that you honor that rsvp unless you are on your deathbed.   Having replied that Alex would be in attendance at this ski and snowboarding party, you had an obligation to honor that rsvp to the best of your ability which, by the way, means you go the extra mile to inform the hostess ahead of time that you must rescind your rsvp.

However, Ms. Party Hostess, you are not off the hook either.   It appears you planned a birthday party that was quite expensive per guest. Anyone who has extended any kind of hospitality knows, from experience, that guests cannot be relied upon to either honor their rsvps or even bother to rsvp at all.   It’s one of the ubiquitous yet annoying aspects of entertaining these days.  However, as much as guests can annoy their kind hosts and hostesses to the point of aggravation, sending guests formal invoices for failing to show up is a guaranteed, one way, no layovers trip to Etiquette Hell.   What is next? Invoicing guests whose birthday gifts are not sufficiently expensive enough to offset the costs of the party?

The gracious host plans a party he/she can afford with no expectation that guests have any obligation to offset the cost of entertaining.   Emergencies happen and guests who you were expecting to arrive have suddenly bailed due to some unforeseen problem.   Sometimes evil guests bail simply because something better has come up.   If you cannot afford to absorb the cost of an unused meal or entertainment, you have no business planning parties that are clearly out of your league.

The answer is not to invoice the guest but rather strike them from all future guest lists thus leaving them scratching their heads and pondering why they never get invited anywhere.

Update:   Ms. Party Hostess has chimed in with her side of the story HERE.    My conclusions remain the same except that I note that the Nashes missed an opportunity to teach Alex a lesson in honoring his word when they allowed him to choose an outing with his grandparents instead of having the integrity to stay committed to his rsvp to a birthday party.

 

A Sticky Family Problem

I am currently living a family situation that is becoming tiring and cumbersome. Since I cannot intervene openly, for reasons that I will make clear later, I am asking advice on how to discreetly handle the situation with the people concerned. But I will tell the story in my own point of view. I understand that this is only one side of the story, but I hope it will be clear enough to understand the situation.

Our family consist on FIL and MIL, respectively in their seventies and eighties, who are the sweetest. MIL is manipulative, but not in a damaging way. She wants to keep the family together, that’s her prime directive.

FIL reacts negatively to manipulation. He abhors that, and I cannot blame him, since I also despise manipulation, if done to damage people.

Their oldest son, S#1, is a good man, but prone to get into situations that requires usually tact and diplomacy, which he has, in small doses.

The youngest son, S#2, is also a good man, but has no backbone. He is ruled in everything by his wife, the DIL. She is also a manipulative person, with a tendency to step on others in the family to get her way.

Me? I am the lover of S#1, accepted by the family, treated as a family member. But with no marital status, I feel that I am in a kind of limbo with them, even if I love some of them dearly.

The players are in place. Here’s the story :

MIL had bad health for quite a few years. She manages to get by, as best she can, with the support of FIL, who is in perfect health. DIL has been pestering the family for many months now to put MIL in an institution. Since she works in that field, she appointed herself the expert on that topic, as well as many others. Usually, the family simply brushed her pretentions and demands aside. But a recent discussion has ignited the fires of discord, and even I am not immune, even if I try my best to relate the facts in an objective manner.

FIL recently celebrated his 75th birthday. To that effect, a small party was organized by DIL. Things went from good to bad, because there were imposed restrictions right from the start. The family was not permitted to invite some guests close to them, but DIL had made provisions for members of her own family to attend. No problem there, as they were welcome, but why not extend the courtesy to the family of the birthday man? A battle of wills erupted between MIL and DIL. S#1 tried to interfere, and was rudely brushed aside by his brother and his wife. After a heated exchange, DIL decided she didn’t want to organize anything anymore, and left everything in the hands of S#1.

Fast forward to the party. It was a beautiful one. I helped my lover, and I have not regretted it. What was regrettable, however, was the attitude of DIL, who arrived early in order to boss everyone around. We had organized the seating at the restaurant so that the birthday man and his wife would be sitting at the end of a table (that was thought so that MIL would get an easy access to the restroom), and the immediate surviving family of FIL around him, which amounted to seven people. The rest of the long table was free for the rest of the family. DIL threw a fit, declared the arrangements inadequate, felt insulted to be seated so far from everyone else (which would have been the third seat from MIL/FIL at the end of the table). She later told that she envisioned a table “just for the old people”. My lover and I didn’t give her any footing. So she decided to dine at another table in the restaurant, and…sulk, with her own family. In fact, I was so infuriated by her childish attitude that I answered quite dryly at a question she asked me.

FIL, who had seen the way she behaved, wrote her an email the following morning, carefully worded, extolling her many qualities, but telling her why she was not endearing herself to anyone with her attitude. Her answer was to, in that order :

1. Read diagonally the email, and keeping in mind only the bad things the email said about her
2. Wrote another email, including a copy of the former, underlining all that was aggravating to her
3. Said that she would retire from any family functions from now on
4. That what was done to her was unthinkable, and couldn’t be mended
5. She destroyed her Facebook page

MIL, who was quite affected by the whole story, phoned her, asking what’s wrong. She said that FIL told her in the email that she shouldn’t phone them again for a few months, which is a lie, as some of us have seen the “offending” email.

Now, things are becoming ugly, as MIL is manipulating FIL in order to keep the family together, FIL is having none of it, and S#1 is upset that the same chain of events will begin all over again in a few months, if DIL has her way.

The reason I cannot intervene directly is that when you are a guest and a semi-relative (again, no marital status), you shouldn’t meddle in family affairs. But if I can pass discreetly a few words of advice from someone wiser than me on those topics, especially if it can allow the peace to return in this troubled household, I would gladly do it.

My frank point of view on the DIL attitude is this. I believe she is under a lot of pressure, for reasons unknown. I base my POV on the destruction of her FB page. Why do that, and deprive her own side of the family of her news, while it would have been simpler to just unfriend FIL and my lover? The move struck me as irrational. Any thoughts? 1112-13

Some things don’t make sense.   The MIL and DIL have a series of epic fights regarding FIL’s birthday party yet it is FIL and S#1 that are the villains?    It would appear to me that DIL has learned what buttons of her MIL to push and despite the cat fights, she views them as worth the effort since she achieves her desired goals in the end.   Such tactics don’t work on the menfolk.

And what constitutes “manipulation” by MIL to FIL?   Nagging? Pleas? Whining? Or just appeals to be reasonable?

My other thought was, when FIL’s birthday was pending,was there any family discussion to figure out who was doing what to celebrate the event?   Did the event planning fall to DIL by default or did she assume control over the objections of S#1?  One remedy to family members who take commanding control of family functions is to take the initiative to plan early, assume a leadership role from the beginning and lay claim to the responsibility to delegate duties as is expected from an event host.

As I get older my tolerance for the drama queens in the family diminishes. I have discovered that it is healthier to have harmony and happiness among a smaller population than attempt for years to bring or keep the drama llama into the family fold.   Life is more peaceful when the habitual liar is allowed to prance off in a huff with no one chasing them to appeal that they come back.   Let them go.   This new reality does burst the illusionist bubble of a happy family but the sad truth is, there may never have been a happy family at all to keep intact.

The $30 Drama Llama

Hello! I never thought I’d have this issue but I believe I have a greedy SIL.  She isn’t really my SIL, more my brother’s girlfriend but they’ve been together so long and have a family together we just call her my SIL now.

My issue is as followed: For her birthday neither my sister or I gave her anything for her birthday and she has been bitching about it to my brother who in turn bitched to our mum about it and it’s gotten back to me. She was in another state with my brother when it was her birthday, brother’s birthday occurred at the same time and, of course, we got something for him. When they got back it was my son’s birthday and they arrived with presents for all the family from their trip. We presented my brother with his gift of $30 from my husband and I and my sister gave him the same from her husband and her.

Now apparently her issue is that we didn’t get her anything and everyone in the family had a gift to open but her. Before she came along my brother used to give me and my husband $30 each for our birthdays and now she has come along its $30 from both her and my brother. i think that if she wants something for her birthday then she should give us $30 each as well, after all she isn’t family. So I don’t think she deserves anything for her birthday unless she is willing to give us the $30 she owes us for our birthdays otherwise she has no right to bitch. Am I right in thinking she is just being greedy?

She often talks of this website so I’m hoping she sees this.   0813-14

She’s your brother’s common law wife and therefore your common law sister-in-law which you recognize by referring to her as “sister-in-law”.   You have little nieces or nephews by her and your brother.  The only thing not making her a member of your family is a marriage license and your pathetically petty little heart.

She OWES you and your sister a birthday gift?  Newsflash OP…..no one owes you anything for your birthday. I can’t believe you actually used the word “deserves” to describe an obligation to give a birthday gift.  And I’m giving your SIL a pass because 1) the family custom is for family member and spouse (you, your sister and your husbands) to give a combined monetary gift of $30 from each couple and your SIL was simply following family custom when you received $30 from your brother and SIL on your birthdays; and 2) your SIL and brother showed up with presents for everyone which tells me they invested some time on their trip thinking of each family member and buying a gift.  You insult their kindness with a petty demand for an extra $30 on your birthday and a miserly heart about giving.

And the worst part of this is that family unity and harmony have been sacrificed on the altar of money….a mere $30.00.  Is the bitterness, animosity, hard feelings, estrangement from your brother, divisiveness, family drama all worth$30.00?

You Pull And I Won’t Push

This isn’t really an etiquette hell story, but I’m not sure that I replied correctly.

Dear Son (turning 6) is having a birthday party. We sent an evite to all the kids in his class — it’s only 8 kids. One mom asked on the evite (so all can see it), “Please — need gift ideas!”

I would LOVE to put “no gifts please” on invitations, but I know we’re not supposed to do that, so I don’t. I replied (on the evite, so all can see it), “We never open gifts during the party, so it’s certainly not at all necessary! 🙂 He loves art and Lego, though. But please don’t feel obligated!”

What should I have said? 0321-14

You did fine with what you responded.   The guest “pulled” that information from you with a question as opposed to you taking the initiative to push it on them and there is nothing wrong with a little pulling.