Thank
you Notes from Hell
Jan-Jun 2000
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A friend of mine went to his college roommate's
wedding. The wedding was far away and my friend had just graduated from college. He didn't
have much money but saved up enough to make it to the wedding and stay a couple of days.
He didn't send a gift because he had spent so much. He was saving up some more cash before
sending something.
About 7 months after the wedding he received an unusual thank you note from the couple.
They had sent the same letter to all of the guests. It basically said "Thank you for
sharing this special day with us. Thank you for your generosity except for the following
people who did not send gifts."
The letter proceeded to list the dozen or so people who had not given anything to the
couple. Of course my friend was listed along with some other college friends. I was aghast
when I heard about it!! Rumor has it one of the guys, in response to getting the letter
and seeing his name on the list, sent them 100 single dollar bills. My friend just threw
out the letter and hasn't spoken to the couple since. enotes0831-00
Dear Jeanne I don't know if this is done elsewhere, but here on Staten
Island (NY), it has become the custom for the bride and groom to convey their thanks via a
card, supplied by the wedding photographer, with a wallet-sized, formal portrait of the
couple slipped into the front -- and a one-line expression such as "Thank you for
sharing our special day", printed on the inside, "personalized" by merely
the signature of the pair. Of course, this means the thank you cards are not sent out
until months after the wedding since the newlyweds typically wait for production by the
photographer of all the "proofs", agonize over which picture to use for the
thank-you's, and then put in their order. The extreme delay and the cursory gratitude is
irksome enough, but what's with these wallet photos for everyone (am I really going to
carry around the portrait of a couple I never met until I attended their wedding, to which
I was invited because the MOB works for me)?? enotes0808-00
I attended a Bridal Shower about two years after we moved here to
Ohio from New Jersey. The shower was very lovely, and the bride really did take the time
to verbally thank everyone during the event. Half way through the shower, the attendants
brought around small envelopes to all guests and asked them to fil in their names and
addresses 'for a drawing'. Names were called and small favors were presented to the
winners. A few weeks later, in my mailbox was the envelope with my handwriting. Inside,
was a nicely written thank you from the bride.
But the idea of preparing one's own thank you is beyond ignorant! About a year ago, I
was at another shower - again, envelopes were given out - the bride even asked me if I
filled mine in....I acted as though I was preoccupied and never filled one in! I got a
nice thank you from her - with her own writing on the envelope! Now I know this creepy
game and will never be caught! enotes1020-00
I work in a small, six-person department within a
large company. We're all sit next to each other and have become quite friendly, even on
occasion doing things together on the weekends. One of my coworkers got married in June,
and spent the months before the wedding using us at work as a sounding board to complain
about how various people in his family were acting and how hellish some of the planning
was. I didn't mind this; I figured we were friendly, neutral people to vent to.
Anyway, he invited me to his wedding and I couldn't attend, although I sent a very nice
present and had it shipped to their home. I know he received it, because the day after
they received it, he told me it had arrived and said thanks. After he got back from his
honeymoon, though, he continued the venting. "Ugh, I have to write thank-you notes
this weekend." Or "We were supposed to write thank-you notes last night, but we
watched a movie instead." Then, "My wife is done writing thank-you notes to her
family, but ugh, I still have to write mine."
I figured he was maybe bringing this up to let us know that ours had not been
forgotten, but I guess that gave him too much credit. I think that he was really just so
clueless that he didn't think that bitching about having to write thank-you notes to
someone you owed a thank-you note for was in bad taste.
About three months after his wedding, he said, "My wife finished up all of our
thank-you notes this weekend, thank god." But a month later (four months after the
wedding!), I still have never received a card for my gift. enotes1201-00
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