Thank
you Notes from Hell
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I had this friend, Jeremy whom I had known since
is was about 15 years old... When this event took place I was 23 (I am now 28).. anyway,
Jeremy had this strange habit of dating women for long periods of time & telling all
his friends he was going to get married... anyway, he did this with 3 different girls in
college & oops! no marriage! So he meets Angie... about a month after they start
dating they get engaged... I was waiting tables at a restaurant in our college town &
he told me the happy news while I was pouring them water (tacky enough, first of all).....
I get invited to the wedding & cannot attend.. I called the groom myself (I didn't
know his bride to be at all) to tell him the situation, and he is not pleased, but he
accepts the fact that I cannot be there on his big day...
Not long after the wedding - I move cross country, and having
just graduated from college didn't have money for a gift right away (Jeremy knew my
financial situation - he did know my major in college)... I sent them a letter wishing
them congratulations & telling them what was going on with me, and then a month after
that (I had saved for 2 months) I sent the a nice wedding gift along with another note
wishing them happiness...Okay, maybe I was over the top with trying to make up for NOT
attending the wedding, but what happens next goes beyond the boundaries of taste...
About 3 months went by, and I had not received a thank you note
(I really wanted one to make sure the gift had arrived...)& so I called my old friend,
the groom... I left a voice-mail at his office that went like this.."hi, Jeremy -
just calling to see how married life was treating you & also, just wanted to make sure
the package I sent arrived safely..." now, as I said before - he was one of my
closest friends & I didn't think it would be a problem to ask him this & I didn't
know his wife at all & didn't want to bother her... WELL... I received a phone call
from HIS WIFE & it went as follows: Angie: Hello, Rachel? This is Angie, Jeremy's
wife.. Rachel: Oh, HI!! I guess Jeremy gave you the message... did you all get the gift
okay? Angie: Yes, we got it... Listen, I don't know what your momma ever taught you, but
you DON'T call married men at work... (I was SO shocked I almost dropped the phone...) I
responded with the first thing that popped into my mind (and not exactly the classiest
response, I admit) Rachel: Oh, really, well I don't know what your momma taught you, but
when you receive a gift in the mail... you send a "bleeping" thank you note!
(& hung up the phone)...
thanks0103-01
Who knows what paranoia lies in the hearts of women? I introduced
an ex-boyfriend to a college friend. They were a perfect match! After a few years, they
became engaged. I was sincerely happy for them as both were dear friends from different
circles. My relationship with the groom was short-lived and several years ago. I was also
engaged to my future husband. I spent more time with the bride as the wedding approached,
and rarely saw her fiancé. I was a bridesmaid and organized all of the fittings and
purchases of bridesmaid dresses and had the final details perfected two weeks before the
big day.
The bride was excited about entertaining by the pool of their new
home, so my gift was a patio sideboard. The wedding occurred without a single hitch. At
the reception, the tearful bride even toasted me for introducing them, and "dragging
me to meet what turned out to be the best thing that had ever happened to her." A
month later, I received the usual thank-you note for my gift. After the requisite thank
you, she wrote, "I know it was really a gift to Joe but we can pretend it was for me
too. I appreciate the special relationship you had with him, but that has to end now. I'm
sure you understand what I mean. Love, Lynn." Verbatim. All I could do was laugh and
shake my head! I have no idea what convinced her that I was after her husband. We have
heard nothing since Lynn declined our wedding invitation, saying on the RSVP, "Sorry
we can't come, but I hope you understand." Two references to understanding something
that still mystifies me in completely inappropriate forums! Oh well. The next time I'm in
a wedding, I'll make sure I never see the groom. Thanks0301-01
I grew up reading the endless stream of letters to Ann Landers
from a guest who hadn't received a Thank You from the bride. I always said to myself
"how could anyone be that rude! I would never do that!" When I got married, I
IMMEDIATELY wrote Thank Yous for everything, and was quite proud of myself, thinking all
the time about all those letters to Ann Landers. About 4 months later, my mother called me
and said "You DID write and thank so-and-so for such-and-such, didn't you?" I
assured her I did. A few weeks later she asked again, about someone else. And someone
else. In fact, she received about a dozen discreet inquiries about whether I had received
gifts. Here is (apparently) what happened, though it's all conjecture. At the time, we
lived in the country and had one of those rural mailboxes out on the road. I had mailed
all of the Thank Yous the way I always sent mail--by leaving it in the box with the flag
up. The only explanation is that one big batch of Thank Yous just never made out of--or
perhaps into--the mailman's pick-up truck. That was nearly 25 years ago and I've moved six
or seven times since, but I have NEVER left an outgoing piece of mail in the mailbox
again. I take it to the post office. -- thanks0308-01
I was a bridesmaids in my friend's wedding. 10 months passed
before thank you notes were sent out. Even then, she sent out a photocopied form letter!
She took the opportunity to thank everyone for the generous gift (obviously not specifying
what it was), announce her new address and the fact the she is expecting. Some of the
thank yous were addressed to "Jane Doe and Guest". Talk about tacky!
Thanks0326-01
My story is kind of a long one. My husband and I got married
about 1 year ago. One of the ushers insisted on giving us a wedding gift. Let's call him
Bill. Bill had just graduated college and didn't have a lot of money to spare. We told him
not to, but he did anyway. Bill wrote us a check for a certain amount of money. After the
honeymoon, we cashed it and went on our way. About a month later, we get a statement back
from the bank stating that the check we cashed had "insufficient funds". Bill's
check bounced!! The second part of the story happens about 5 months later when Bill gets
married. My husband and I got the couple a nice gift. In the course of transporting the
gifts from the wedding to the new couples house, our gift slid out of the gift bag and
into the truck. The parents of the groom just stuffed the tissue paper into the gift bag.
I had the foresight to tape the card securely to the bag, so they would know who the gift
was from. When the couple read the card and opened the gift bag, they found nothing! They
thought we were playing a joke on them, since his gift bounced! We got a thank you card
that simply stated "Thanks for nothing". We called and got everything
straightened out...and are still good friends with the couple to this day.
Thanks0910-01
One couple whose wedding we attended sent , not thank you notes,
but very bad photocopies of wedding photos and the wifes work reference from her
boss. The only personal touch was the names on the envelope this came in. Very odd.
Thanks0915-01
As a gift to a friend of mine who was getting married, my mother
offered to make the cake for their reception. She has made wedding cakes on a number of
occasions and felt this would be a way for her to not only provide a gift, but help the
bride and groom save a great deal of money on their wedding day as they were typical
struggling college students. My friend came to our house and looked through several cake
books my mother had and they designed her dream cake--complete with 4 double tiers and
blue icing roses. The sheer size of the intended cake turned out to be a major feat of
engineering, but Mom had it all figured out. She took two days off work baking cakes and
making blue icing roses and icing cakes and piping on borders and making blue icing roses
and....you get the idea. The day of the wedding, my sister and Mom loaded the cakes into
the car, drove to the reception site and set up the cake--it was beautiful, flawless and
about 4 feet tall. They made it to the ceremony minutes before it started. The ceremony
ended, Mom and sister went to McDonald's for lunch because they figured the reception
wouldn't start for another hour or so and they were starving. They assumed the pictures
would take a while after the ceremony ended. Well, they didn't take long at all. The bride
and groom were at the reception hall less than 1/2 an hour after the ceremony ended,
digging into the cake. All the guests were starving and the only food at the reception was
the cake and two trays of fruit. Well, the fruit was already long gone by the time the
wedding party showed up and so the bride and groom decided to cut the cake at the
beginning of the reception. By the time Mom and sister got there, the cake was completely
dismantled and 1/2 gone. They hadn't had time to take pictures before going to the
ceremony and they certainly didn't want any now... Several months after the wedding, Mom
is still waiting for a thank-you or at least a picture of the complete cake.
Thanks0131-01
This is regarding one of many etiquette faux pas my now Brother
in law and his wife committed during and after their very expensive wedding back in the
summer of 1998. 'Andrew' and 'Averil' were very particular about sending the invitations
and enclosed a note about their wedding registry - they had registered in two very
expensive stores, one dealing with their china and another for everything else for their
house. My husband, his sister and I were all participating in their wedding as best man
and bridesmaids and as we were asked to contribute a significant amount of money to pay
for dresses Averil designed (130 bucks each), we felt we didn't need to spend a lot of
money on a big wedding gift. We all pitched in and bought a lot of the kitchen items on
their registry list - cooking utensils and the like and had them shipped to their house
before the wedding.
On the day of the wedding, Averil was in an awful mood. Wouldn't
speak with any of us in the wedding party, huffed around the house yelling at people, and
stormed out and refused to take pictures with the rest of us in her bridal party. When it
came to leaving for the church, us bridesmaids were mortified to discover she hadn't
bothered to arrange transportation for us to get to the church - and she left with her
father in a big limo, leaving us to call the mother of the groom in desperation to pick us
up. The rest of the day was a shambles. Although the ceremony itself was okay, the tension
and bad vibes from the morning just left us feeling upset. All in all, the whole of the
wedding party (apart from the bride and groom) just did not have a good day at all.
Afterwards, we were hoping for some sort of thank you or acknowledgement from them for all
that we did before and during the wedding. In the least, we were expecting a thank you for
the wedding gifts we had purchased and sent to their house before the wedding. Three
months after their honeymoon in Barbados, we received a Xeroxed, fill-in-the-blank thank
you note: Dear ___, Thank you for the gifts. The _______ are lovely. Love, Andrew and
Averil. [this part was hand written:] PS: thanks for participating in the wedding.
Apparently they did this for us and the groom's side of the family. Needless to say, we've
had several holidays and birthdays since then, and that was the only occasion we ever
received a thank you. My husband and I have decided not to bother with presents or cards
again. It's caused a lot of tension in our family! Thanks0217-01
Last year (11 months ago now), I was a bridesmaid in the wedding
of two very close friends. They are very dear to me, and I was honored to be a part of
their celebration. We live in different cities, about 10 hours apart. I still live in the
city where we all went to college, along with many of our mutual friends. In the months
preceding their wedding, I co-hosted a shower and bachelorette party (and gave a nice
gift). I also purchased a bridesmaid's dress, traveled to the wedding, and purchased a
very nice $100+ gift for them. I also helped with many of the pre-wedding tasks. I did not
receive a thank-you gift as a bridesmaid, but I really didn't mind at that point because I
was so happy for them. Up until yesterday, I had not received a thank-you note from them.
I was a little put out, especially considering the lengths and expense I had gone to for
them, but since they are such nice people I figured it had simply gotten lost in the mail.
I would never have dreamed that they were tacky enough to not send a thank-you note
acknowledging the time and money I spent. Yesterday, I received a thank-you note. It was
written to all of us in the bridal party. We all live in the same city. I guess we were
supposed to read the note and somehow pass it to the next person listed. And as if this
weren't enough, they didn't even waste a stamp on this one group thank-you note! A friend
of ours had been to visit them, and they simply gave him the note to give to all of us
when he returned! Humph. These people are dear friends, but really. When I get married,
they will be the very first to get an ultra-personal thank-you note! Thanks0204-01
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