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Title: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: nayberry on September 04, 2012, 10:24:30 AM
WARNING - do not eat, drink, hold small children or animals or read the reviews in an office environment unless you are the boss

 ;D


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hai...dp/B000KKNQBK/

Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: Luci on September 04, 2012, 10:41:09 AM
"Document not found"  I'm in the USA.
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: otterwoman on September 04, 2012, 11:00:05 AM
Try this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=pr_all_summary_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: Luci on September 04, 2012, 11:19:37 AM
More than I really wanted to know, but I do find it very funny. (Please don't tell my family - I have them convinced I'm a prude.)

I wonder this thread will get locked.................................
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: suzieQ on September 04, 2012, 11:55:00 AM
I was ROFLOL at those - especially loved the poem at end of page 1!!! LOL  You would think some of these men would read the reviews before they used the product.  >:D
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: jayhawk on September 05, 2012, 09:51:02 PM
I showed this to my 16 yo son because
a) I'm a bad mom; and
b) we share the same twisted sense of humor.

We were laughing like loons.
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: Bijou on September 05, 2012, 10:52:45 PM
Guess it will just have to remain shrouded in mystery for me.  After some of the posts, I think I'll abstain from visiting it. 
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: Reika on September 05, 2012, 11:02:46 PM
*falls over laughing so hard she's wheezing and her ribs hurt*

Oh that was too funny in all the wrong ways.
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: Julia Mercer on September 06, 2012, 12:46:20 AM
Thank you nayberry, I needed the laugh, especially the different words for genitals, CRUD MONKEYS!, my poor stomach is sore from all the laughing, and I am trying to keep quiet as DH is sleeping in the other room!
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: Redneck Gravy on September 06, 2012, 09:44:44 AM
I love you, please post more of this humor.   

I am recovering from upper respiratory infection, I can barely breathe.  Now I can barely breathe while lying on the floor.

Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: hobish on September 06, 2012, 03:33:27 PM
WARNING - do not eat, drink, hold small children or animals or read the reviews in an office environment unless you are the boss

 ;D


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hai...dp/B000KKNQBK/

I should have listened to you. My coworkers want to know why i am crying. OMGoodness.
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: JenJay on September 06, 2012, 03:50:58 PM
Tinkywinkleton! Must be wingadingdingy's long lost brother!!  ;D
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: Julia Mercer on September 06, 2012, 08:35:38 PM
WARNING - do not eat, drink, hold small children or animals or read the reviews in an office environment unless you are the boss

 ;D


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hai...dp/B000KKNQBK/

And one should use the potty before reading said reviews as well!
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: AngelicGamer on September 07, 2012, 02:30:57 AM
I have to post my favorite, which is possibly the cleanest review there and the funniest to me.

Quote
Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: buvezdevin on September 07, 2012, 07:05:08 AM
Nayberry, thank you, thank you, thank you!  Those are hysterically funny "reviews"!
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: nayberry on September 07, 2012, 03:59:45 PM
aww shucks :)   i saw it on a cousins fb page and had to share it around


the chicken one made me cry with laughter  ::)
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: LadyMisha on September 20, 2012, 11:51:45 AM
WARNING - do not eat, drink, hold small children or animals or read the reviews in an office environment unless you are the boss

 ;D


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hai...dp/B000KKNQBK/

I should have listened to you. My coworkers want to know why i am crying. OMGoodness.

I'm right there with you!  Tears streaming, choked giggles and indrawn breaths... they think I'm having a meltdown over here! 
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: HermioneGranger on September 20, 2012, 12:43:26 PM
I lost it at "beef thermometer".   >:D
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: siamesecat2965 on September 21, 2012, 11:52:46 AM
I know this is a dumb question,  but does "knobs and bollocks" mean what I think it does? As in, twig and berries?

This reminds me of my friend's experience at the salon, when she was getting something waxed. She was waiting, and apparently a gentleman called in, wanting to know if they did brazilian waxes on men. he was told that due to the need for the skin to be pulled taut, no, it wouldn't work well for men, therefore, they don't do them.
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: siamesecat2965 on September 21, 2012, 11:55:18 AM
I only read a couple but I soo need to persue this at home, when I won't be subject to fits of hysterical laughter and disrupt both my work and my co-workers.
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: CakeBeret on September 21, 2012, 12:10:54 PM
That was hysterical. I have never seen so many euphemisms for male bits before.

And siamesecat--yes, yes it does. :)
Title: Re: amazon - Veet for men reviews
Post by: siamesecat2965 on September 23, 2012, 09:22:18 AM
That was hysterical. I have never seen so many euphemisms for male bits before.

And siamesecat--yes, yes it does. :)

I thought so.  These are hilarious!