Etiquette Hell

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Title: Amusing Business Cards
Post by: Thipu1 on April 25, 2013, 10:35:35 AM
Here's the best we've found.  The business card of the man we'll call 'John Jones' offered...

'Used cars, Hogs, Whiskey, Manure, Nails, Fly Swatters, Racing Forms and Bongos'. 

The card of this man said that he could do the following...

Empty bars
Organize possum hunts
Clean fish
Start feuds
Quell uprisings
Tame tigers
Sort wildcats
Verify excuses
Organize orgies
Rent rooms.   

You have to admit it.  This is a business card that will grab your attention.

What fun business cards have you seen?
Title: Re: Amusing Business Cards
Post by: ITSJUSTME on April 25, 2013, 10:51:37 AM
I am a singer - many singers have quite fanciful cards.  Mine simply says

My Name
Vocalist For All Occasions

but I always wanted to have a card printed which would read

My Name
All Kinds Songs Cheap
Title: Re: Amusing Business Cards
Post by: bridalviolet on February 14, 2014, 02:18:47 PM
My grandfather played in a band when he was young, and their business card read, "X Band. Good As Any, Better Than Some."
Title: Re: Amusing Business Cards
Post by: Lynn2000 on February 14, 2014, 04:30:03 PM
I get a lot of business cards from the salespeople who come through our office. One of my favorites said something about an office having "North America and Indiana" as its sales territories.  ;D Huh, it just now occurred to me that perhaps they meant "North America and India" and it was a typo. Previously I'd thought they figured the state of Indiana was so special, it deserved mention on its own!  :D

Also we've had a guy come through whose official business card for his very serious, scientific enterprise has a colorful cartoon dragon on it. It did not inspire confidence in my boss...
Title: Re: Amusing Business Cards
Post by: oz diva on February 14, 2014, 04:33:56 PM
One I guy I met listed his title as ' Honcho'. Not head honcho, just honcho.
Title: Re: Amusing Business Cards
Post by: blueyzca01 on February 14, 2014, 05:16:05 PM
My former  MIL is a marriage and family counselor.  Her business cards reads simply:

Rita XXXXXX
Mother of 13 Children

Because honestly, even years ago, between children/spouses/grandchildren/nieces/nephews/in-laws, you really couldn't come up with something she hadn't see/heard/dealt with in her life. 
Title: Re: Amusing Business Cards
Post by: Alli8098 on February 15, 2014, 03:37:52 PM
Before I broke up the partnership the cards for my cupcake business (out of home) read;

"It's not the size of our cupcakes, it's how they taste."

If you're wondering about the size comment we did traditional sized cupcakes instead of the larger ones some of our local shops primarily carried.