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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #60 on: September 03, 2011, 09:43:30 AM »
Love and Lust on the Wide-Open Suburbs

Hardison Wright believes in rules and regulations and takes his position as President of the Greenlawn Village Homeowner's Association very seriously. But one fateful day a new neighbor moves in next door - free spirit Skye Raine. With stormy eyes and dark hair as wild and unkempt as her lawn, she turns Hardison's neatly groomed world upside-down. Overcome by lust, he pretends not to notice when Skye paints her window frames white instead of regulation eggshell 126, or when she installs flower boxes on her porch rails that are 1/2 inch oversize. But when an outrageous lawn ornament she calls "Nessie" appears in her front yard, Hardison's archrival, HOA vice president Thad Sinistro, claims Hardison has lost his edge and attempts a leadership coup. Can Hardison maintain control of the HOA - and his heart? Can Skye learn to tame her lawn - and her passions?

The Evil Twin Brother's Eyepatch of Lust
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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #61 on: September 06, 2011, 04:00:49 PM »
Evil Twin Brother's Eyepatch of Lust

Dashing Peer of the Realm, Jackson Fitzwaring was blessed with smoldering good looks and is often the object of many a mama's agenda for their unmarried daughters, even if he has a very unpredictable demeanor.  Tierreny Montgomery is the mysterious niece of the ton's most respected family.  When they meet at the Ashton's Annual Autumn ball, sparks fly!  But Tierreny is confused.  When Jackson gallivants around town without his eyepatch, he is courteous and gentlemanly.  However, when he arrives donning a mysterious eyepatch, he behaves more like a seductive rake and takes dangerous liberties with Tierreny's sterling reputation!  Will Tierreny solve the mystery of his split personality?  Or will she discover she loves two men?  Find out in Evil Twin Brother's Eyepatch of Lust, coming this fall!

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #62 on: September 06, 2011, 06:02:27 PM »
2littlemonkeys, you didn't give us a new title to work with!
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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #63 on: September 06, 2011, 06:10:42 PM »
2littlemonkeys, you didn't give us a new title to work with!

I think there were a few in the thread that have been overlooked. :-(

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #64 on: September 06, 2011, 07:15:12 PM »
I think they've all been covered!

Title: The Man Who Hated a Woman! And the Woman Caught Him and Loved Him!

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #65 on: September 07, 2011, 04:50:25 PM »
2littlemonkeys, you didn't give us a new title to work with!

I think there were a few in the thread that have been overlooked. :-(

I thought there were still a couple that had been untouched.

Well, how about this one?

"The Hooligan's Harem"

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2011, 06:04:50 PM »
"The Hooligan's Harem"

Zoraida was a desert princess with hair of ebony and eyes that flashed like fire.  The Arabian beauty boasted a luscious palace, a harem of lusty men to satisfy her every desire, and an irresistable compulsion to sneak out at night to break windows, spray-paint walls and throw litter on the curbsides.  When she found Roger Steele lost and dehydrated in the desert, she immediately wanted the gorgeous man for her collection.  Little did she realize that the one man who could captivate her heart was also out to capture her body and extradite it for prosecution....

Roger Steele, Detroit undercover cop, had been hot on the heels of the vandal nicknamed the "Downtown Delinquent" ever since the historic events of New Years Eve 2011, tracing the petty criminal's tracks through four countries and one small village that never knew what had hit it.  When the trail ran cold, he was stranded in the desert, only to be rescued by Zoraida on her way home from another late-night escapade.  His attention was immediately riveted on the dark-haired delinquent, and he wanted nothing more than to imprison her in his embrace forever; but how was he to know that the woman who set his passion free would soon be serving 1-3 years of community service?

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #67 on: September 07, 2011, 11:25:24 PM »
There were three in the thread that weren't used yet:

The Conquistador's Plunder
 The Curious Case of how Titanic Conway and Las Vegas Molly Crossed Time
 The Man Who Hated a Woman! And the Woman Caught Him and Loved Him!

plus the just posted one of:

The Vampire Virgin's Veracity

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2011, 07:07:56 AM »
There were three in the thread that weren't used yet:

The Conquistador's Plunder
 The Curious Case of how Titanic Conway and Las Vegas Molly Crossed Time
 The Man Who Hated a Woman! And the Woman Caught Him and Loved Him!

plus the just posted one of:

The Vampire Virgin's Veracity

The first two of those have been done (too lazy to check the post numbers, but I remember them - I am way too invested in this thread).
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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2011, 09:42:29 AM »
There were three in the thread that weren't used yet:

The Conquistador's Plunder
 The Curious Case of how Titanic Conway and Las Vegas Molly Crossed Time
 The Man Who Hated a Woman! And the Woman Caught Him and Loved Him!

plus the just posted one of:

The Vampire Virgin's Veracity

The first two of those have been done (too lazy to check the post numbers, but I remember them - I am way too invested in this thread).

I just went through every single post and matched up names and stories to come up with that list and couldn't find the stories that went with the first two titles.

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2011, 09:47:26 AM »
There were three in the thread that weren't used yet:

The Conquistador's Plunder
 The Curious Case of how Titanic Conway and Las Vegas Molly Crossed Time
 The Man Who Hated a Woman! And the Woman Caught Him and Loved Him!

plus the just posted one of:

The Vampire Virgin's Veracity

The first two of those have been done (too lazy to check the post numbers, but I remember them - I am way too invested in this thread).

I just went through every single post and matched up names and stories to come up with that list and couldn't find the stories that went with the first two titles.

The Conquistador's Plunder was post #30:

http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=100701.msg2477090#msg2477090

The Curious Case of how Titanic Conway and Las Vegas Molly Crossed Time was post #45:
http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=100701.msg2479077#msg2479077

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2011, 09:59:05 AM »
wow! How did I miss that?? I guess that means we are all caught up - the last two titles were posted in a row.

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2011, 10:33:12 AM »
Looks like Romanceapedia (sp?) wasn't used, unless I missed it...

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2011, 10:34:36 AM »
How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these. -George Washington Carver

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Re: The Romance Novel Title Game
« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2011, 11:00:56 AM »
Looks like Romanceapedia (sp?) wasn't used, unless I missed it...

It was used:
http://www.etiquettehell.com/smf/index.php?topic=100701.msg2479386#msg2479386

Well, poop, 'cause I just finished writing a synopsis for it! <pouts>

Hey, there's a possibility: Her Frustrated Cyberpouting