The Man Who Hated a Woman! And the Woman Caught Him and Loved Him!
Geraldo Fabrini, the smoldering, dark-eyed Italian Adonis, nursed a dark passion in his stormy heart- he hated a woman. Not any one woman in particular, mind you, or even women in general. Just a woman. As in, the idea of a single, solitary woman filled him with dread and loathing. Multiple women together were fine, even desirable, but just "a" woman? The thought was intolerable!
Esmeralda Westmore was a man-hunter. And I mean that in the most literal sense- every morning, she left her rustic cabin in the woods, baited her traps with beer and football tickets, and waited. When evening came, she let the ugly ones go, and sold the handsome ones to the neighboring tribe of Amazons. She herself felt no emotion towards the men she captured...until she suddenly found herself gazing into the fierce, lusty eyes of Geraldo.
Now Esmeralda the man-trapper finds herself ensnared by Geraldo's Mediterranean charms. Geraldo, meanwhile, finds himself strangely drawn to this one woman. But the Amazons are clamoring for their next delivery, and Geraldo's old phobia refuses to die. Can Esmeralda stave off the female warriors to keep the man who has finally captured her? Can Geraldo learn to love *a* woman? Ready yourselves for a lusty romp in the woods and read on!
Titles still to be done:
Dazy Gets a Man
Bobbing Male Cylinders on the Oceans of Lust
Potatoes of Our Hearts Unite