Potatoes of Our Hearts Unite
Winsome, nubile Genevieve Wilcox is a young artist down on her luck- there isn't much of a market for still life paintings of root vegetables. Discouraged, disheartened, and irresistibly virginal, young Genevieve is about to give up on her dreams when she receives a letter informing her that she is the sole remaining heir to the vast O'Reilly potato fortune- as well as the ancestral manor house and potato farm in County Kilrenniminick, Ireland. But when she takes her place as chief of O'Reilly Potato Industries, Genevieve quickly finds herself in over her head. Inexperienced in the ways of both spuds and studs, Genevieve needs guidance from someone with more...experience.
Enter Seamus Flanigan, the rugged farmhand and traveling potato lecturer, whose rippling pectorals and lusty Irish brogue hide a heart scarred from the recent loss of his fiancee to an unscrupulous beet rancher. Angry and bitter, Seamus has sworn off the fair sex...until he lays eyes on Genevieve. She's beautiful, she's rich, she has huge...tracts of land. But can a rich American heiress who knows nothing of potatoes find lasting love with a farmer of starchy vegetables? Will Seamus let the seeds of love spring anew in his heart? Will Genevieve let him plough her virgin fields? Find out in Potatoes of Our Hearts Unite!
And I think that catches us up on titles, so I submit to you: Jack, the Bodice-Ripper