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For Those Who Can't Get Enough-The Evil Advice Columnist
« on: September 01, 2011, 02:09:55 PM »
I get more evil with age.  Write!

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Re: For Those Who Can't Get Enough-The Evil Advice Columnist
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 01:19:42 PM »
I'm home all day looking for a job while my DH and sons are at school. When they come home they won't clean up the house saying their tired and have homework. Its not fair! How can I make them do more around the house.

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Re: For Those Who Can't Get Enough-The Evil Advice Columnist
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 01:49:24 PM »
Dear Writer,

You can always do their homework for them.

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Re: For Those Who Can't Get Enough-The Evil Advice Columnist
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 05:52:25 PM »
Dear MeanReader,

I want another kid, but DH refuses to be implanted. It's time he stepped up and suffered pregnancy!

Wanta baby

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Re: For Those Who Can't Get Enough-The Evil Advice Columnist
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 06:50:43 PM »
Dear Wanta Baby,

What a predicament.  There you are, your biological clock ticking away, and your DH refuses to step in for you.

Since you can't count on him, you need to go elsewhere.  You might try IVF with donor sperm and then hope he has a "sympathetic pregnancy."  Make sure he knows about each and every hormone, food aversion, morning sickness episode, gestational diabetes, and every single other thing you're going through.  Hire security to make sure he accompanies you to every doctor visit and Lamaze class.

But don't have him in the delivery room with you-by the end of the ninth month he may well want to kill you and the baby.

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