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#1aunt

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S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« on: September 29, 2011, 02:54:53 PM »
Hi all,

My niece has crazy giggle fits over cow jokes.  My friend's daughter has agreed to do some illistrations for me to put a book together for my niece.   But I need jokes (the cornier the better).

The ones I remember so far are:

Q:  What do cows read every morning?
A:  The moooooospaper!

Q: What did the boy cow say to the girl cow?
A:  How you mooin'?  (Joey from Friends style)

Q: What do cows do for fun?
A:  They go to the mooooovies!

Thanks, all!


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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 03:00:27 PM »
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef



#1aunt

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 03:22:59 PM »
Remembered another one:

Q: What happened with the short-legged cow walked through tall grass?
A:  She was udderly tickled

Edited because the pun is only funny when it's actually there...
« Last Edit: September 30, 2011, 11:03:56 AM by #1aunt »

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 03:53:13 PM »

I have been making cards for my godson with an animal on the front and jokes with that animal theme inside.

http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/animals.php is one of the ones that has jokes that are good for kids and i know i saw some cow ones there.

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2011, 04:11:11 PM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interupting cow.

Interupting c...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 09:26:46 AM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interupting cow.

Interupting c...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


This!! This has been my favorite joke for some time.

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 09:58:29 AM »
Remembered another one:

Q: What happened with the short-legged cow walked through tall grass?
A:  She was utterly tickled

SHouldn't that be "udderly tickled"?
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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 11:03:10 AM »
Remembered another one:

Q: What happened with the short-legged cow walked through tall grass?
A:  She was utterly tickled

SHouldn't that be "udderly tickled"?

lol yes, it should.  thanks

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2011, 02:14:05 PM »
For anyone who loves cow puns I highly recommend this:

http://www.amazon.com/Its-Cow-Christmas-Various-Artists/dp/B00000DWXM

I used to have the audio cassette and I loved it. 

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2011, 03:15:55 PM »
For anyone who loves cow puns I highly recommend this:

http://www.amazon.com/Its-Cow-Christmas-Various-Artists/dp/B00000DWXM

I used to have the audio cassette and I loved it.

that's awesome!  thanks!

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 12:37:50 PM »
what do you call a cow with two legs?

lean beef.

what do you call a cow with epilepsy?

beef jerky.


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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 08:14:51 PM »
what do you call a cow with a small piece missing?

Chipped beef.t

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Re: S/O "I need jokes" - I need cow jokes!
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2011, 03:31:58 AM »
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cowsay
Cowsay who?
No, cows say "Moo!"

Doesn't really work written down.
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