I don't know if this really qualifies as stupid, but it's definitely one of those brain glitch moments. After I had a baby, it was drilled into me by several people to make sure I had everything baby would need before I left the house with him. So one day, I was getting ready to leave with baby and I did a mental checklist:
Extra diapers? Yes.
Extra clothes? Yes.
Burp rag? Yes.
Pumped milk, just in case? Yes.
Formula in case I run out of milk? Yes.
Binky? Got it.
Toys (even though he has no interest yet)? Several.
Okay, everything in the baby bag, bag on my shoulder, baby in the car seat, lets go.
I stepped outside and closed the door. Realized I had everything for baby, but I didn't have my wallet, keys, phone or shoes.