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mbbored

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Re: Don't eat the meatballs! AKA: Stupid stuff you've done.
« Reply #705 on: October 09, 2012, 11:23:55 AM »
That's like telling someone "Don't slip", then promptly landing on your behind.

ROFL!  Oh, I've done that!!  When I was working at a fast-food place, long, long ago, the person before me had not emptied out the grease trap to the grill.  So I emptied it, then mopped up the spilled grease so no one would slip on the greasy floor.
Then I promptly slipped on the wet floor.   And landed ON THE GRILL.

The burned arm took 2 years to heal properly.

I used to lead a team at Habitat for Humanity. One day I was giving my usual safety lecture, winding up as usual with "And don't get hurt because the nearest ER is 30 minutes away!", then promptly slipped and fell into a ditch filled with broken cement blocks. I gave myself a concussion and ripped a whole in my leg down to the muscle. Then I got to give an impromptu first aid course and directions to said nearest ER.

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« Reply #706 on: October 09, 2012, 03:07:19 PM »
This is from 30+ years ago.  I was sitting on the toilet at work and saw a stray thread.  I started pulling it, thinking it would be a short thread or stop.  Ended up pulling quite a bit of thread.  Finally I realized I had just unraveled the thread that was holding the elastic onto my panties.  I ended up having to take them off and throw them away since as soon as I stood up, they fell down.
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« Reply #707 on: October 13, 2012, 02:33:57 PM »
re: DVR -- sure enough. Several nights ago, I turned off my TV and left the power to my DVR on. When I went to watch TV last night? There were quite a few of my requested shows that had been recorded. ::)


This is from 30+ years ago.  I was sitting on the toilet at work and saw a stray thread.  I started pulling it, thinking it would be a short thread or stop.  Ended up pulling quite a bit of thread.  Finally I realized I had just unraveled the thread that was holding the elastic onto my panties.  I ended up having to take them off and throw them away since as soon as I stood up, they fell down.


LOL! I did this once with a sweater I was wearing at work. I went to the bathroom and saw a stray thread. I strongly pulled it off and before I realized that it was actually still attached, I ended up with a gaping 4+ inch hole in the side seam of my sweater. From the armpit down, clearly showing off my bra.

I went back to the office, grabbed a stapler, went back to the bathroom and stapled my sweater seam back together.


Yeah. Do not trust those stray threads.


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« Reply #708 on: October 13, 2012, 07:37:04 PM »
My husband's absolute favorite story to tell about me. Short and sweet:

Indian restaurant. Food comes out on a large metal hot plate. Waiter says, "Don't touch; it's hot." Immediately, what do I do? Touch the hot plate. A night of pain later, and I had to admit the  waiter was onto something.

My counter-story: We're in Brussels, walking down the sidewalk, holding hands. All of a sudden, my hand is a lot lower than it had been. I look over, and... You know how there are sometimes trees planted on the edge of city sidewalks, with metal grates around them? Well, one tree had been removed, and the grate hadn't. So my brilliant, Ivy-League educated husband? Walked straight into a hole.

He wasn't hurt, so therefore it's hilarious.

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« Reply #709 on: October 13, 2012, 08:28:30 PM »
My most embarrassing "uh-oh" moment was at an all day long "drop-in" type BBQ I hosted for the local fire house and the people in my neighborhood (when I still lived in Florida). I had a buffet set up and kept hamburgers and hot dogs on the grill all day long, and members of my local fire and police departments were invited to drop by when they could and grab a bite to eat.  They were also invited to bring their families along to eat, swim and play games in the yard.  It was a great party and everybody had a lot of fun.

My Uh-Oh moment came about halfway through the party.  The couple that lived across the street from me were friends, and also members of the police and fire departments.  The husband was off duty that day and he spent most of the day hanging out having a good time.  The kids were having a water gun fight, and I got the bright idea to shoot my neighbor with one of the water guns.  His response to this was to shove me in the pool.  This would have been fine, except my phone AND my camera were in my pockets. Now, I know my old neighbor.  I knew the second I shot the water gun that it was a bad idea, but it was too late to take it back.  Ooops.
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« Reply #710 on: October 21, 2012, 06:26:59 PM »
re: DVR -- sure enough. Several nights ago, I turned off my TV and left the power to my DVR on. When I went to watch TV last night? There were quite a few of my requested shows that had been recorded. ::)


This is from 30+ years ago.  I was sitting on the toilet at work and saw a stray thread.  I started pulling it, thinking it would be a short thread or stop.  Ended up pulling quite a bit of thread.  Finally I realized I had just unraveled the thread that was holding the elastic onto my panties.  I ended up having to take them off and throw them away since as soon as I stood up, they fell down.


LOL! I did this once with a sweater I was wearing at work. I went to the bathroom and saw a stray thread. I strongly pulled it off and before I realized that it was actually still attached, I ended up with a gaping 4+ inch hole in the side seam of my sweater. From the armpit down, clearly showing off my bra.

I went back to the office, grabbed a stapler, went back to the bathroom and stapled my sweater seam back together.


Yeah. Do not trust those stray threads.



Took the hem right out of my very full gathered skirt....at work as a substitute teacher.  Fortunately, I did have a sewing kit in my purse - and spent my one period without students in the bathroom, hemming the skirt (couldn't hem it while wearing it and nothing else to wear with me)!

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Five years earlier, I'd been in the military and a member of the base commander's team (Junior Officers' Club representative) so I went to four quarterly meetings.  Someone complained about the chain stitch and clear monofiliment thread used to hem the military uniforms at the base dry cleaners.  The base commander (a one star general - 0-6) pulled his ankle up on his knee & pulled at a loose clear thread.........to have the hem on his pants unravel....  He knew immediately why the complaint had been filed.....
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« Reply #711 on: October 21, 2012, 08:31:29 PM »
I get it - my grocery store was giving away a free 2-liter of their generic soda with pizza.  The cashier simply could not understand why I didn't want it - I was going out of town, no one I know drinks the generic brand and I didn't want it just laying around my apartment.  She kept arguing with me and rolling her eyes like I was nuts :)

If your grocery store has a food bank bin like mine, you can always put unwanted free or 2 for 1 items in it. I've done that with cookies when I only want to eat the contents of one packet that week, not two  ::) While I wouldn't buy "junk" food for a food bank, if it's free then I figure someone might enjoy the treat.
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« Reply #712 on: October 22, 2012, 05:11:55 PM »
I get it - my grocery store was giving away a free 2-liter of their generic soda with pizza.  The cashier simply could not understand why I didn't want it - I was going out of town, no one I know drinks the generic brand and I didn't want it just laying around my apartment.  She kept arguing with me and rolling her eyes like I was nuts :)

If your grocery store has a food bank bin like mine, you can always put unwanted free or 2 for 1 items in it. I've done that with cookies when I only want to eat the contents of one packet that week, not two  ::) While I wouldn't buy "junk" food for a food bank, if it's free then I figure someone might enjoy the treat.

Ohhh . . . that's a great idea! My store has these bins mostly around the holidays and there's a lot of things that I don't get the 2-for-1 of. I'll make sure to look for a bin every time I shop, just in case.

Thanks! ;D

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« Reply #713 on: November 28, 2012, 10:07:44 PM »
This evening I got a snack of cheese out of the refrigerator without turning on the lights. Later, I went back in to grab a glass of wine and turned on the lights to see the glass. With the light on, I noticed the tubberware of cheese was filled with mold. Ugh.

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« Reply #714 on: November 30, 2012, 05:14:19 PM »
Hopefully the piece you ate was the piece without any mold.


or


Did it taste like blue cheese? :-\



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« Reply #715 on: November 30, 2012, 08:59:50 PM »
Hopefully the piece you ate was the piece without any mold.


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Did it taste like blue cheese? :-\

Vaguely blue cheese-y. Fortunately 48 hours later, I still haven't felt any ill effects, so I think I'm in the clear.

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« Reply #716 on: November 30, 2012, 09:10:01 PM »
When baking cookies, it is wise to use a pot holder to move the pan of cookies that you just took out and set down only long enough to move another pan that was in the way of where you wanted to put the first pan to begin with.  When you grab a pan that has only been out of the oven for 30 seconds with your bare hands, it HURTS. 
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« Reply #717 on: November 30, 2012, 10:32:56 PM »
When baking cookies, it is wise to use a pot holder to move the pan of cookies that you just took out and set down only long enough to move another pan that was in the way of where you wanted to put the first pan to begin with.  When you grab a pan that has only been out of the oven for 30 seconds with your bare hands, it HURTS.

Thank you for sharing your wisdom as we approach the holiday baking season.

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« Reply #718 on: December 01, 2012, 12:05:52 AM »
The other day I was getting some coke out of the refrigerator and while retrieving and opening the bottle, I absently sat my glass into one of the door shelves to hold it. I poured my drink then found I couldn't take it out of the door because it'd have to tilt somewhat and now, unlike before when it was empty, it was filled nearly to the brim. So the only thing I could immediately think to do was to stand there and take as many sips as possible until the liquid was low enough for the glass to tilt and could be removed without spilling. ???
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« Reply #719 on: December 01, 2012, 07:32:19 AM »
When baking cookies, it is wise to use a pot holder to move the pan of cookies that you just took out and set down only long enough to move another pan that was in the way of where you wanted to put the first pan to begin with.  When you grab a pan that has only been out of the oven for 30 seconds with your bare hands, it HURTS.

Ah yes. something my brain hasn't quite comprehended.  Although I did manage to avoid doing this at thanksgiving, when i was cooking and putting stuff in, taking it out, etc. But I had to stop and think each time!