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Mineral Diva, is this you?
« on: January 02, 2007, 11:36:20 AM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4429957/

"Colorado woman sells snow on EBay"
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 03:25:31 AM »
<snicker>
If it isn't her, she could probably buy some and sell it to the phone people for a nice profit. ;D
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2007, 09:25:31 AM »
Could it be used to make cavorting snow women?
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2007, 09:38:29 AM »
Nope, cavorting snow woman set sold separately.
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2007, 02:47:05 PM »
Quote from: IndianInlaw on January 03, 2007, 09:25:31 AM
Could it be used to make cavorting snow women?

You owe me a new monitor AND keyboard!!  The slice of clemintine orange I was eating when I read the above shot out of my mouth, smashed into my monitor, and splattered its remains into my keyboard!!

(To the OP: Wow... some people are weird!)
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2007, 03:47:53 PM »
I am not in the slightest surprised, but I am wondering about shipping. Wouldn't it be water when you got it?
And is Diva going to do the "right thing" and give the money to Benefit Boy and Entitlement Girl?
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2007, 04:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Auntie Venom on January 03, 2007, 03:47:53 PM
I am not in the slightest surprised, but I am wondering about shipping. Wouldn't it be water when you got it?
And is Diva going to do the "right thing" and give the money to Benefit Boy and Entitlement Girl?

Not if you pack it in dry ice.   That's how you get a whopping big "shipping and handling charge"

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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2007, 09:47:41 PM »
It scares me that you know that.... :o
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2007, 10:18:34 PM »
 
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"Colorado woman sells snow on EBay"

Dear willow,

Thank you for your inquiry. Unfortunately, I am not the Colorado woman selling snow on EBay.  However, were it not for the distance between Colorado and California, or potential environmental issues with "importing" snow into California from across state lines, I would indeed be interested in such an item. 

There is also the question of whether I would have the ability to avail myself of the proper snow removal equipment to accomplish such a task.  As I understand it, the Colorado snow being offerred, is only available to those who are capable of bringing said snow removal equipment and taking "delivery" of the item in a timely fashion. 

I sincerely doubt that even I, with my substantial powers of persuasion, would succeed in convincing a Cal-Trans caravan to drive to Colorado and back here to the mountain, so that my rectal-cranially challenged callers could be provided with the enjoyment of creating "cavorting snow people."

It was nice of you however, to think of me.

Best Regards,
Diva
PS:  BWAAAHHHAAAAHAAAA!!!  I can't keep a straight face any longer!  You guys are KILLING me here!  LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2007, 10:24:08 PM »
As for doing the "right thing" and giving the proceeds from such a sale to BenefitBoy and EtitlementGirl....

Not an imported snowball's chance in E-Hell!  LOLOL
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2007, 10:40:33 PM »
Quote from: MineralDiva on January 03, 2007, 10:24:08 PM
As for doing the "right thing" and giving the proceeds from such a sale to BenefitBoy and EtitlementGirl....

Not an imported snowball's chance in E-Hell!  LOLOL

aw come on, Diva, tell us what you really think here!!! ;)
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2007, 10:43:44 PM »
Hehehee!  I can't do that (about them) and remain a lady, gjcva1!  LOL
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2007, 10:51:26 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
gotcha diva, but WE love you anyway!!!!! 
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2007, 10:54:26 PM »
LOL  Yes you did!  And I love you too!  ALL of ya!
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Re: Mineral Diva, is this you?
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2007, 06:50:34 AM »
Ah, but it seems the snowball has quite a good chance in hell as long as you use the right packaging  ;D
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