"Colorado woman sells snow on EBay"
Thank you for your inquiry. Unfortunately, I am not the Colorado woman selling snow on EBay. However, were it not for the distance between Colorado and California, or potential environmental issues with "importing" snow into California from across state lines, I would indeed be interested in such an item.
There is also the question of whether I would have the ability to avail myself of the proper snow removal equipment to accomplish such a task. As I understand it, the Colorado snow being offerred, is only available to those who are capable of bringing said snow removal equipment and taking "delivery" of the item in a timely fashion.
I sincerely doubt that even I, with my substantial powers of persuasion, would succeed in convincing a Cal-Trans caravan to drive to Colorado and back here to the mountain, so that my rectal-cranially challenged callers could be provided with the enjoyment of creating "cavorting snow people."
It was nice of you however, to think of me.
PS: BWAAAHHHAAAAHAAAA!!! I can't keep a straight face any longer! You guys are KILLING me here! LOLOLOLOLOLOL