Lol! This is starting to sound like a really cheesy horror movie. You should carry a cross to ward her off (made of coke bottle caps, of course ).
And don't go in the basement!! You know how that ends up!!
Fortunately ON and hubby don't have a basement. Or maybe I should say UNfortunately, as ON would probably make her mother eat down there alone.
I like the idea of a cross made with Coke bottle caps. I drink Coke from cans, though. Maybe I can put a string of empty Coke cans around my neck, as in a garlic necklace that wards off vampires …