So I have a friend (Marc) who occasionally says things to be contrary. He's normally pretty nice, but sometimes he can just get on my nerves. I felt like this win for etiquette best belonged here.
The conversation went thusly:
Me: *talking about government programs*
Marc: I'm going to use those government programs to my advantage, because I'm better than other people using them.
Marc: I'll be rolling in money.
Marc: I mean, just look at me, I'm a much better person than they are.
Marc: ... How's everyone's lunch?
I'm really happy that I didn't give in to snark like I normally do with this guy. Thank you, eHell, for your wise ways.