One of my coworkers has a line of photographs posted. Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Kevin Bacon. Captioned, in order, 'No hope, no cash, no jobs, PLEASE DON'T DIE.'
Back to Things I Never Wanted to Know: I was somehow privvy to a conversation where my Dad talked about his vasectomy and the associated complications. (They missed a bleeder, size of a grapefruit was mentioned.) I REALLY didn't need to know about that.