Predictions of Doooooooommmmmmm...

[Heavenly]

Or something like that.   

This calculator lets you know when and how you will die...how nice.   

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Mine says:

Heavenly:  At age 73 your head will explode after being forced to listen to Britney Spears latest album for 36 hours.

LOL--How did they know I wasn't a fan?

Enjoy...and post your death predictions. 

[HogwartsAlum]

HogwartsAlum: At age 51 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

 

[behindbj]

At age 62 I will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

I could add some commentary here, but I think the filter would self-destruct...

behindbj

[FoxPaws]

KewpieDoll: At age 49 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

   Guess I better brush up on my Spanish.

[blue2000]

At age 80 I will die of a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

If someone breaks into my house and forces me to eat that and listen to Elvis music, I'm definitely dying of something -  and so will they, because if they are going to torture me like that, I'm not going quietly!!!

[Tabris]

KewpieDoll: At age 49 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.

   Guess I better brush up on my Spanish.

Oh, man! And mine was this:

At age 41 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Fight on, Kewpie Doll. I have your back.

[Clara Bow]

At fifty seven I'm going to be hit by a train while taking a nap on the tracks.
Apparently at 56 I'm going to become a moron....

[behindbj]

At age 62 I will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

I could add some commentary here, but I think the filter would self-destruct...

behindbj

Perhaps you should move out of Fair City before then

Mine is: At age 87 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Some days getting eaten by suckerfish sounds like fun...

And a little bit naughty... 

I passed this on to a bunch of my friends and an awful lot of them will be fighting terrorism in Canada and Mexico.  Does the site creator know something we don't?

behindbj

[girlmusic]

I am going to die at 83 from eating a steak....

[magicdomino]

Magicdomino: At age 85 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. 

Saves on the cost of cremation, anyway. 

[Suze]

suze: At age 79 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

I guess I need to learn Spanish, too

[TF298]

At age 75 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.


Remind me to stay in Canada.  LOL

[Heavenly]

It doesn't sound like Canada is all that safe either...with all the terrorists apparently running around up there.  LOL

[Julia Mercer]

Jules: At age 85 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck

ROFLMAO!

Jules

[duhrich]

Darcy:  At age 84 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family. 

Magicdomino.... you make it one more year than I do! We should plan this so we go to the same restaurant...really make them wonder