Predictions of Doooooooommmmmmm...

[Gileswench]

Gileswench: At age 49 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


At least I'm getting out to someplace further than Canada or Mexico! On the downside, I don't know what language to brush up on for the final four years of my life.

[Gileswench]

Wait a minute! I put in my age wrong! When I fixed it, here's what I got:

Gileswench: At age 89 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

I like this one better. It's even stranger than the last one and I get to live another forty five years!

[guihong]

I got, at age 81, my spouse will leave me, my kids will disown me, I'll be fired, and I'll be mugged to death in a park.

That's what I call a bad day  .

gui

[Madd Hatter]

At age 45 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck

I guess I better stay away from wading pools, or babies!  lol

[madmusician]

I will die in the terrorism war in Mexico. How boring compared to others.

My boyfriend will spontaneously combst while dining out with his family at age 26. He'll live 3 years longer than me apparently.

My mom's is pretty good. At 94 (since only the good die young, lol) her spouse (probably her 17th spouse by then) will leave her, and her children will disown her (a distinct possibility). She will decide to take a walk in the park but be murdered before she could get there.

My (current) stepdad's life will end at 75 when he eats too many imitation cheese based snack foods, leading to a dietaty condition that causes his life to end.

That website is amazing.

[blue2000]

I got, at age 81, my spouse will leave me, my kids will disown me, I'll be fired, and I'll be mugged to death in a park.

That's what I call a bad day  .

gui

If you are still working and supporting your spouse and your kids at 81, maybe this is a good day!!!

[Scritzy]

Scritzy: At age 101 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

Well, dang, I always said I was going to live to be 101.

[phred246]

I was just informed that "At age 87 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17".

And I was planning on getting shot by a jealous husband on my 150th birthday!

[Shoo]

Shoo: At age 56 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Great.  I have 13 years to chew on that one.

[Xanthia, Maker of fine Tin-foil hats since 2007]

Xanthia: At age 68 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.


So, you mean, my life will be similar to a season of "Dallas"  I hope in one of the episodes I can actuall BE IN the shower with Bobby, LOL.  Well, except Pam dreamed Bobby was dead, and I will be dreaming I was alive.

[gjcva1]

hey Xan, i got the same one you did!  at least we don't have to learn a foreign language.  though a book on dream interpretation might come in handy......

[TF298]

It doesn't sound like Canada is all that safe either...with all the terrorists apparently running around up there.  LOL

   I hadn't thought of that.  LOL

[Evil Duckie]

Mine says:

At 77 you will refuse to give a beggar a nickel and he will beat you to death

[Musicwoman]

At age 83 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

At age 83.  With (by then) a 50-year history of rhumatoid arthritis.  Makes me wonder about the other contestants!

[Gileswench]

Clearly you are craftier and able to disarm the other contestants with your charming and polite ways, musicwoman.