This is what it says about my friend Julie and her dog, Max. She likes to be prepared for any event.
Julie: At age 57 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense
(If Max runs away from home.): At age 57 you will pass in your sleep
from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude
in a local shopping mall.
(If I start wearing my watch all the time): At age 83 you will choke on
a piece of steak.
(If I start wearing my watch all the time and Max runs away from home):
At age 77 while playing Tekken 23, a burglar will break into your house.
A fight will ensue and you will lose.
(If I start going by my middle name) At age 51 you will die fighting the
Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
My future seems a little uncertain, but I think I'm going to keep a
closer eye on my dog.