Predictions of Doooooooommmmmmm...

[melodrama]

At age 72 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

[melodrama]

I suppose I'd better get working on my prototype flying machine.  Don't want to postpone the inevitable.

[Cyndi]

Cyndi: At age 45 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

ROFL!

[willow08]

According to my prediction:

At age 82, I will die in my sleep of natural causes. Unfortunately, I will have fallen asleep at the local shopping mall.

[Yarnspinner]

Lily Such:  At age 95 you will die fighting Global War On Terrorism in Spain.

Hey, Suze and Kewpie Doll--can we maybe get a special discount rate on that Spanish Course?

[Stjarni]

Me: At age 65 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

At lest I will go with a bang! 

[FoxPaws]

Lily Such:  At age 95 you will die fighting Global War On Terrorism in Spain.

Hey, Suze and Kewpie Doll--can we maybe get a special discount rate on that Spanish Course?

I'm thinking all us Global Warriors ought to schedule some meetings - you know, strategy and stuff.

[Tabris]

I'm thinking all us Global Warriors ought to schedule some meetings - you know, strategy and stuff.

But if we do that, then we might avert our fates and all our death predictions will be wrong!

[Miss Misery]

At age 83 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.


Will Sarah Conner come back to try and kill me first? *g*

[ccnumber4]

ccnumber4: At age 51 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

I love that movie!

[Sleepingmediocre]

Sleepingmediocre: At age 55 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

Nicolletta, immortality will be ours!   

[Maggie]

Margaret: At age 55 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.


No more squeeze cheese lol

[ccnumber4]

This is what it says about my friend Julie and her dog, Max.  She likes to be prepared for any event. 

Julie: At age 57 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense
meditation session.

(If Max runs away from home.): At age 57 you will pass in your sleep
from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude
in a local shopping mall. 

(If I start wearing my watch all the time): At age 83 you will choke on
a piece of steak. 

(If I start wearing my watch all the time and Max runs away from home):
At age 77 while playing Tekken 23, a burglar will break into your house.
A fight will ensue and you will lose.

(If I start going by my middle name) At age 51 you will die fighting the
Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
 
My future seems a little uncertain, but I think I'm going to keep a
closer eye on my dog.

[hobish]

hobgoblinish: At age 84 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Guess i better double up on the birth control - i never figured on a future with children. And still working at 84??? Where the heck did my life go wrong between 33 & 84??

[Quesselin]

Quesselin: At age 68 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

I don't even know that movie. And I'm not going to look it up, either. I'm guessing I won't like what is says about my future road trip.