My sister Lin's phone rang. It was Lawnmower Boy. Only he wasn't talking to her, he was talking to some other chick. Someone he told my sister he didn't speak to any more. Apparently, he pushed the wrong key and ended up having a conference call without realizing it.
He was saying that when Lin wasn't around, he was going to see Mary Elena. He had told my sister he no longer spoke to Mary Elena.
He went on to diss my sister royally. He said all she wanted to do was go out and eat lobster (who doesn't?). He took her out for her birthday (in April) and she ordered lobster.
Then he went on about how rotten my sister's kids are.
With my sister listening in!
(Was that rude of her?)
She called him the next day and gave him a few well chosen words.
He said he'd come over later to talk about it.
She told him not to.
