Librarian action figure! Excuse ME! I received one of those (with amazing shushing action) when I was granted my MLS. It's a fun thing to have. No insult was meant and none was taken. In fact, librarians rather prize these dolls.
Archie McPhee is a great place to find weird and wonderful things. In an office situation, you might to take a look at Despair.com. They have hilarious items. Mr. Thipu swears by ThinkGeek.com for fun stuff. What they offer may sound off the wall but they all serve a useful purpose.