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T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« on: November 22, 2011, 11:27:26 AM »
Admittedly, these are rare.  Most T-shirt slogans, no matter how witty they try to be, usually wind up falling flat. 

However, I recently saw one that made me laugh out loud. 

It was a plain, black shirt with 'great smokey mountains' in a small type face on the front.  The back was something very different.  In large, white letters the shirt read, 'PADDLE FASTER!  I hear banjo music'.

Have you seen any really good T-shirts lately?

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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 12:12:46 PM »
my favorite shirt growing up was plain black, in very small font it said "Nosy little (enter word you can't say on ehell) aren't you"

Always made me laugh. But so did the shirt Jesco White was wearing once that said in very larger letter "F you.  I have enough friends."

Kinda showing my anti-social side here :)

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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 12:35:40 PM »
Front: Schrodinger's cat is alive

Back: Schrodinger's cat is dead
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 01:17:25 PM »
My son has one which reads:  You read my T-shirt.  That's enough social interaction for one day.

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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 01:21:04 PM »
I used to have a t-shirt that I got during my Bike Virginia/Cycle Across Maryland days (AKA high school and college) that said on the front, with a picture of someone struggling to bike up a hill, "Ohhhh hill" and on the back it said "Oh shift".

I have another one that makes me giggle.  It's got a picture of a wee black scottie dog at the top and a red line outline and says "From the desk of Toto:
Dear Dorothy,
Hate Oz, took the shoes, find your own way home.
(paw print in ink)
Toto."
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 01:37:44 PM »
My favourite:

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Funnily enough, I have had people come up to me and say, "I don't get it. Your shirt doesn't make sense."

Yes. That's the point.
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 02:16:07 PM »
My favorites:

1. "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute."

2. "The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

3. "Got fudge?"

4. "Yooper evolution"--this one has the traditional images of human evolution, with the ending image being a guy down on one knee with a big ol' gun.

5. "Drop it"--this one has a dog holding the kid's iPod and the kid with the dog's bone

6. "It's all fun and games until someone loses a worm"

7. "Mackinaw cow tipping team"

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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 02:25:52 PM »
Despair .com has a lot of great t-shirts. Two of my favorites:

Don't be afraid--I'm right behind you . . . using you as a shield.

More people have read this shirt than your blog.

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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 03:11:14 PM »
Love Despair products!  I have a page from an old calendar on my cube wall with that states, "Indifference:  It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

My daughter likes "E = Fb: Musicians Theory of Relativity"

Mental Floss is fun.  "Homonyms are a reel waste of thyme" and "Apathy: I could take it or leave it"
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 03:28:48 PM »
My nephew had one that always cracked me up:

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 05:26:03 PM »
I have a sweatshirt that has a cat on it and the phrase 'Places to go, people to annoy.'  There's another that I like that has a picture of a bull that says, 'If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.'

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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 05:56:38 PM »
I have a "Paddle faster..." shirt. :) Also have one that gives the definition of "blarney" as 1: Gaelic oral tradition and 2: Irish for BS, and another that says "Got Haggis? And 'neeps? And tatties? How about a beer? Could you rub my feet?"

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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 06:24:57 PM »
One from work that I like is "I did NOT escape from the insane asylum! I have a day pass!"
You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 11:32:53 PM »
A guy behind me at the store was wearing one that said "It's OK, I'm the doctor".  Yes, he really was a doctor  ;D.



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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 11:41:57 PM »
I had to have the "There are 10 types of people in the world.  Those who understand binary and those who don't.". I have only had someone ask once if the other 8 were on the back or something. My SIL got me the mental floss "Hobbits are a Tolkien minority" shirt.