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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2011, 06:55:49 PM »
We wanted to buy this one for DH:
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Technically, I didn't see these t-shirts; I saw an ad for them in a magazine, but I thought they were both hilarious.

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2011, 07:13:51 PM »
I saw one once that I desperately want to get for DH.  It says "I'm tired of being my wife's arm candy."

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2011, 09:07:43 PM »
I have two:
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Those people who think they know everything, are annoying to those that do.

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2011, 09:15:18 PM »
I gave DH one that doesn't have words, just a low-battery icon.

I have one with a planet on it and "Pluto, 1935-2006 [or whatever years it is]: Revolve in peace."

I'm giving DS one for his birthday with an Angry Bird on it that says "This is my angry face."

One with Stewie that says, "I've stopped listening, why are you still talking?"

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2011, 11:13:23 PM »
A bartender I know has one that says, "Also available in sober."

I thought the "I'm With Stupid" variation with the arrow pointing upward was a hoot, until I saw the one with the arrow pointing *down*.

I'm a "House" fan so I'm perpetually lusting after the shirts with House-isms on them. My current favorite is "Weird works for me."
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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2011, 12:13:54 AM »
I almost bought one (probably from think geek) that says "And then Buffy staked Edward. The End".
My daughter wanted me to wear it to the midnight showing of Eclipse :)

I did enjoy the Twilight series, but was a long time Buffy fan, and prefer my vamps with a little less "sparkle"

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« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2011, 12:14:02 AM »
I get comments every time I wear my favorite shirt!
It's black with a "smiley face on it", but instead of the smile, there is a strip of silver.
It says "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver".
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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #37 on: November 25, 2011, 03:20:32 PM »
I saw one once that I desperately want to get for DH.  It says "I'm tired of being my wife's arm candy."

Heehee!  I bought that one for my DH a few years ago for his birthday.

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2011, 03:54:01 PM »
Mental Floss is a fantastic magazine, but it also has a great variety of geeky/science-based/nerdy t-shirts.  Just in case you need a "Gregor Mendel: Giving Peas A Chance Since 1856" or an "Amish: Fight the Power!" shirt  :P

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2011, 04:30:11 PM »
I collect funny t-shirts, though most are FAR too offensive to post here.

I have one that has "I'll be using THESE to my advantage" right across the chest, and another that has two identical Egyptian sarcophagus faces on it and it says "Keep your hands off my Tuts."

I also have the "You read my t-shirt.  That's enough social interaction for one day" shirt.

I have one that has a cartoon ball of yarn made to look like a skull, with a knitting needle going through it diagonally one way, and a crochet hook going through diagonally the opposite way so it looks like a skull and crossbones.  That one says "YARRRRRRRRNN!"

I have another one with a creepy clown face on that says "You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'!"
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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2011, 03:43:16 PM »
Two I've bought for people:

On the front "stop staring at me", on the back "stop following me"

"Some marathons end at 6am"

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2011, 05:11:43 PM »
I saw one once that said:

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them."

Very true, very true...

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2011, 01:53:33 AM »
my favorite shirt growing up was plain black, in very small font it said "Nosy little (enter word you can't say on ehell) aren't you"

Always made me laugh. But so did the shirt Jesco White was wearing once that said in very larger letter "F you.  I have enough friends."

Kinda showing my anti-social side here :)

A very dear college friend gave me that shirt for my birthday, except it's not very little font and... it's right across my chest.

I have a story associated with that shirt that I cannot make up:
I was heading home alone after going to a play. It was a cool night but I kept my jacket open, the edges just far enough to hint at wording. A rather inebriated man making his way in the opposite direction stopped in front of me. He squinted at me and said, bombastically, "I'm sorry, but I HAVE to see what's on your shirt!"

I gave him a thoughtful look as my mind slowly, slowly turned this happenstance over and over in my mind before thanking whatever Powers that Be for this opportunity. Mutely, I pulled away the edges of my jacket. He leaned forward enough to mouth the words before cackling gleefully.

"Yes I am!" he bellowed, laughing himself sick as I beat a quick retreat to my lodgings.


That said, I'm possibly bugging someone to get me this shirt this Christmas. Fun with math and stealth insults.  >:D

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Re: T Shirts That Make You Laugh Out Loud.
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2011, 08:54:56 AM »
I just remembered one the Mr. Thipu loves. 

'Piracy.  Hostile takeover without the paperwork.'
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