I have a funny alarm story. At one time, when I needed to wake up was when all radio stations were talking. I hate waking up to blather. So, I spent some money and bought an early alarm clock that used your own music. I think it was a cassette tape. I love the Femmes, so I put that in there. I was in a pissy mood for the next month. I couldn't figure it out, because I woke up nicely. Then one weekend I laid in bed listening to it. It was "I hope you get fat". It is romantic (in a Femmes way), he wants his ex-girlfriend to get fat so she'll come back to him. But all I was hearing was snippets. Day 1 "I hope you get fat". Day 2 "Really really really fat" Day 3 "Then no one will want you."
I switched to Bach Arias.