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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7591 on: March 13, 2013, 03:45:14 PM »
Then there was the guy who ended up on a flight to Auckland, instead of Oakland.

Wasn't that an episode of Full House?

Yes. Yes, it was. Stephanie and Michelle follow a cute boy from an international children's choir onto a plane to flirt and don't deboard when the pilot announces they are traveling to Auckland because they think he's saying Oakland.

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7592 on: March 13, 2013, 04:46:49 PM »
Then there was the guy who ended up on a flight to Auckland, instead of Oakland.

Wasn't that an episode of Full House?

Yes. Yes, it was. Stephanie and Michelle follow a cute boy from an international children's choir onto a plane to flirt and don't deboard when the pilot announces they are traveling to Auckland because they think he's saying Oakland.

Or a parallel one -- "if it isn't true, it ought to be" -- a tale of air-travelling mess-ups and confusion by which a couple who thought they were flying to Sydney, Australia; ended up in Sydney, Nova Scotia.

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7593 on: March 13, 2013, 04:51:28 PM »
There were the people travelling to a major sporting event in St. John's, Newfoundland and ended up in St. John, New Brunswick. A kindly sports bar there let them watch the event in style on their big screen tv.
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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7594 on: March 13, 2013, 05:00:38 PM »
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ETA: The US would have far fewer states if the East Coast was divided into sensible chunks instead of teeny-tiny little states the size of western counties.  All of New England ought to be one state.  Delaware should be part of Maryland. New Jersey should be part of New York.
As a native New Yorker, I have to say: TAKE THAT BACK!

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7595 on: March 13, 2013, 05:35:55 PM »
I remember watching a program on how states got their shapes and they said that Maryland, Delaware and PA got their borders for religious reasons.   Maryland was a Catholic state, or at least mostly Catholic.  Pennsylvania was full of the Amish/Pennsylvania-Dutch and Delaware had Quakers.  That's about all I remember though, as it's been a while since we saw that episode.

In high school, we often had foreign exchange students and one was a guy from Holland who ran on the cross country team during his time here.  One guy, when we were getting to know him, asked "So if you're from Holland, what are you called, Hollish?"  ::)  The guy was a joker so I'm not convinced he was serious. Least I hope not, as he was a senior at the time and I'd sure hope he knew by 12th grade that "Hollish" is not the right term.

If it ever comes up again, the answer is "Hollandaise".  :D

Are you sure it's not Hollanda?

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7596 on: March 13, 2013, 05:38:41 PM »
Then there was the guy who ended up on a flight to Auckland, instead of Oakland.
I can't believe he signed a contract.  Guy gets on the wrong plane. The airline flies him back home the next day. What would be interesting about THAT movie?

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7597 on: March 13, 2013, 05:45:22 PM »
Then there was the guy who ended up on a flight to Auckland, instead of Oakland.
I can't believe he signed a contract.  Guy gets on the wrong plane. The airline flies him back home the next day. What would be interesting about THAT movie?

Oh my gosh that could so drag into a 2 hour film: he's on the wrong flight (its a long flight) and he makes friends with other passengers who offer to help him out (he after all has no money left because he thought he was headed home, he has no luggage because that got on the correct flight, no where to stay because its 24 hours before the next flight home, maybe some passport issues, etc) and the cute flight attendant shows him around Auckland and all its charms during his layover. Insert several funny cultural differences, a few tender moments, fly him home where something dramatic is waiting for him, and end with him and the flight attendant being in love.

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7598 on: March 13, 2013, 05:57:27 PM »
But it ceases to be HIS story, if you start adding in all sorts of interesting things that didn't happen.  :D
I agree that an interesting movie could be made about a guy getting on the wrong plane...I just don't think that HIS story is interesting enough. The idea of someone getting on the wrong plane isn't exactly copyrighted by this guy, so why a screenwriter would have to pay him for HIS story doesn't make sense to me.

Of course, now with security and everything, it's no longer possible to get on the wrong plane...

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7599 on: March 13, 2013, 06:19:56 PM »
But it ceases to be HIS story, if you start adding in all sorts of interesting things that didn't happen.  :D
I agree that an interesting movie could be made about a guy getting on the wrong plane...I just don't think that HIS story is interesting enough. The idea of someone getting on the wrong plane isn't exactly copyrighted by this guy, so why a screenwriter would have to pay him for HIS story doesn't make sense to me.

Of course, now with security and everything, it's no longer possible to get on the wrong plane...
Only thing I can think of is that audiences seem to be more interested in "real" stories even if the reality is way off from the movie based upon it. There was a nice little film a little over a year ago called "We Bought a Zoo" starring Matt Damon, that was "based upon a true story." About the only thing "true" was that a family bought a failing zoo. But most of the rest was made up -- the writers created new characters and eliminated many real family members and juggled time lines and circumstances all around. It's a shame because the real story sounded more dramatic. The screenwriter would just be paying to use this guy's name so he can bill it as a "true story."
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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7600 on: March 13, 2013, 07:23:39 PM »
Or a parallel one -- "if it isn't true, it ought to be" -- a tale of air-travelling mess-ups and confusion by which a couple who thought they were flying to Sydney, Australia; ended up in Sydney, Nova Scotia.

This one is true.  I remember reading about it in the paper.  It was when buying your own tickets on-line was just becoming the thing to do, rather than using a travel agent.  So they didn't get on the wrong plane; they bought the wrong tickets.  And didn't realize until they arrived.  But in true Maritime fashion, the locals made sure they had a wonderful time.
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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7601 on: March 13, 2013, 08:54:21 PM »
I remember watching a program on how states got their shapes and they said that Maryland, Delaware and PA got their borders for religious reasons.   Maryland was a Catholic state, or at least mostly Catholic.  Pennsylvania was full of the Amish/Pennsylvania-Dutch and Delaware had Quakers.  That's about all I remember though, as it's been a while since we saw that episode.

In high school, we often had foreign exchange students and one was a guy from Holland who ran on the cross country team during his time here.  One guy, when we were getting to know him, asked "So if you're from Holland, what are you called, Hollish?"  ::)  The guy was a joker so I'm not convinced he was serious. Least I hope not, as he was a senior at the time and I'd sure hope he knew by 12th grade that "Hollish" is not the right term.

If it ever comes up again, the answer is "Hollandaise".  :D

Wait, does that make me a Danish?

Re: Auckland/Oakland. I could see that as being problematic, seeing as most people don't carry their passports around all the time.

I've been catching up on the last few pages, and it surprises me how many people don't know stuff that I thought was common knowledge, or at least worthy of a little investigation, which is pretty brain-hurty.

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7602 on: March 13, 2013, 09:54:33 PM »
A few years ago, our community hosted a family who were bound for St. George's, Grenada, and somehow wound up in St. George, UT, instead.  They were a little bemused to find themselves part of a dusty and arid landscape when they had expected a tropical paradise.

Luckily, it was all sorted out in a few days, and they were apparently very impressed by the friendly and hospitable treatment they experienced. :)

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7603 on: March 13, 2013, 09:59:07 PM »
I think it is time to move on. This geography and people's lack of understanding distances thing always gets caught up - and I help!

We live on a boulivard, and the traffic patterns are enforced. I was in the left lane of our southbound road to turn left. A nice SUV from out of state with a 40 something couple in it poised straight at me in  my lane. I really think the driver didn't realize it is a  boulivard and that the northbound lane was 8 ft to his right and he was pointed directly at the "Keep Right" sign. He finally got irritated and drove onto the median to pass me on my left. It's soggy from the melting snow, so there may be some damage to the median.

I still wonder what he thought, if he realized what happened, and if he was properly embarrassed.

As he was out of state, even tough the road is clearly marked, I'm not too upset with him.

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Re: Exchanges with People that Make Your Brain Hurt
« Reply #7604 on: March 13, 2013, 10:08:37 PM »
I'm sitting in a new coffeeshop right now - my first time here, but I really like it.  Good coffee, good cheesecake, live music, and they're actually open past 9 PM  :P  Tonight is open mic night.

So a group of guys show up lugging instruments for the open mic.  The coffeeshop employee ("CE") who had been fooling around on his guitar invites them up to the stage.

CE: Welcome on up here!  So what's your name?
Instrument guy ("IG"): I'm Billy Joel.  (Note: IG is several decades too young and several shades too dark to be "the" Billy Joel  :))
CE: Oh.  Wait, really? [jokingly] Cool - I'm a big fan of your work, dude!
IG: Than-wait, is that a real dude?
CE: You're kidding me, right?
IG: No, dude, I just make up a new name to perform by every night.  I didn't know it was a real guy.  Is he famous?
CE: Seriously?  I'm tempted to play some Billy Joel for you now before I let you up on this stage.
IG: So he is a real guy?
CE: I'm assigning you some homework.

So yeah, IG and his band are actually pretty good (if un-Billy-Joel-like  ;)) but I really think IG was serious that he didn't know who Billy Joel is  :o

ETA: they're doing some sort of jazz/rap fusion thing which sounds really interesting.  The female member of their band just slid a scat line in about feeling invisible and forgotten, like Billy Joel  ;D  Instrument Guy just gave her one of "those looks"   :P
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