Recent funny...although I think it's fair to say that I was the brain hurt-er. I live in a very touristy area and was asked where the closest Starbucks was.
Me: I'm sorry, I have no idea where there is a Starbucks. There is a small private coffee and pastry shop just down the street though.
Her: You live here right? How can you not know where a Starbucks is, they are everywhere.
Me: Ma'am, I don't drink coffee and can honestly say that I've never stepped foot in a Starbucks in my life.
Her: <sheer look of horror and much sputtering> Never, never been, but how...you don't drink...coffee...how do you function without coffee? Is this other coffee shop any good?
Me: I have no idea how their coffee is, but everyone local goes there. They serve some food, great pastries, cakes and cookies, Fruit smoothies, exotic teas and a lot of different coffees. I usually only go there for group activity.
She finally left, deciding to try the coffee shop as she was in desperate need of caffeine...I ran into her shopping a few days later, long enough for her to yell at me that I have ruined Starbucks forever for her.
There is just no pleasing some people.