My conversation with UPS.
BG: I live in the middle of nowhere. Technically, because our drive branches off the other road, we had to choose a name for it for 911 purposes. My DF picked a name with a funny spelling. Something like: Allweighswrite (not the real name, but works for now). This is our legal address. It's our mailing address, and it's our 911 address. Sadly, being not a town road, it doesn't show up in google maps, and may deity help you if you try to get a GPS unit to find us.
We had a package coming. Apparently the store shipped it in two packages, but only gave me 1 tracking number.
Me: Hi, need to let you know where to deliver tacking number 1 (that would be so much easier than the 16 character code!).
UPS: Sorry, that package isn't out for delivery yet. We can't input that information into the system until it reaches the delivery office. Try again tomorrow.
Me: So, I have to check every day, and then call you just on the day when it's going to be delivered, or you won't be able to deliver it?
Wednesday (package is now out on the truck for delivery)
I call and tell them that Allweighswrite drive is one they probably won't be willing to deliver on, and they won't find. So leave it in the shed next to the mailbox at the end of Pitkens Rd. End of day I go down and find the package. I know immediately that it's not a big enough box to have the whole order. I open it up, and the packing list shows a second package with a different tracking number. Okay, I get that they got separated. I'm a little confused that no one noticed that it was package 2 of 2 or that there was another package going to the same name on the list. I go online and find that the second package wasn't delivered because the "street address is incorrect".
I call up. I insist that the street address is correct. That their inability to Google it (if you google it you will find the address) does not mean that the street address is wrong. This is important, because last time they sent the package back. Finally, I just want to change the delivery address to 105 Pitkins Rd (105 is our house #, and the number on the mailbox). They insist that they can't change the road name, only the number. They want to change it to 151 (the neighbor with the shed on Pitkins) Allweighswrite dr. I ask how that will help, because it's the allweighswrite dr part they can't find. Not that 105. This continued for a while until I finally lied and said they could deliver it to the shed at 151 allweighswrite dr which was right off of Pitkins Rd (almost true).
They promised to have someone call within the hour to resolve this for future issues. I'm still waiting.