Oh boy, my mother tried to enroll me in an all-girls' Catholic school when I was a kid. The head of the school interviewed us and asked which church we attended. Mum said blithely "Oh, we don't go to church. We're not religious." The head paused and said diplomatically "That might be a problem ..." The thing that killed me was that Mum was EXTREMELY indignant at this response!
ladyknight's resume story reminded me of when a friend of a friend was looking for work. She asked if I'd mind taking a peek at her resume to see if I could suggest any improvements. Well ... to be blunt, her resume was terrible. It was far too long (five pages), had a lot of unnecessary information (such as that she was a non-smoker), typos, bad grammar, you name it. Trying to be as tactful as possible (because I didn't want to come right out and say "Yo, your resume sucks"), I offered some constructive criticism. She listened to what I had to say and that said "Ehhh, I think I'll just leave it as is."
'Kay ...