I kind of really want a Dandelion and Burdock now.
I have a brain-hurt that's sort of the counterpart to Octavia's.
When I was in my final year of university, I took a class on Online Journalism. It was aimed people who planned to, like, start up their own professional online magazines and stuff, and pretty much everyone in the class already ran their own blogs/webzines and suchlike. It was a final year class (at a university where every single class involved the use of computers), so you'd expect it to be fairly advanced.
The tutor seemed to think she was teaching a class called, "Intro to Computers." We spend one entire lesson just learning how to do a basic Google search. Then we spent another entire lesson learning how to open a jpg, reduce the file size, and save it. In Windows Paint.