I was originally going to put this in the SS thread, but I think the person featured herein isn't really SS, just ... totally clueless. My brain really did hurt after witnessing this.
I was driving down a very busy road yesterday. There are a series of four stoplights in a row. One light leads to a mall and a Target (so very busy on a Saturday afternoon) and the other three lead to various highways (also very busy on a Saturday afternoon). Traffic is always backed up in this area on the weekends, and cars frequently are still in the intersection after the light has changed. Usually they just continue driving through and all is fine. Except my not quite SS. Who stayed in the intersection after the light changed.
They tried to drive forward after a bit, but were blocked by cars who had a green light and were going straight. So they reversed a bit to be out of the way of those cars, only to find themselves in the way of cars who had a green light and were going straight in the other direction. The car then tried to drive forward a bit (why, I don't know, since it hadn't worked before) and found itself in the way of both directions of cars who were trying to turn left. The car finally reversed enough to be out of the way. By this point, it was a green light for us again, and we were waiting for that car to move, since it now had a green light. It didn't though. Someone finally honked at it after a bit, and we found out that whoever was driving that car had actually put it in park, apparently not expecting anyone behind him to have to go either.
It didn't stop there though! I ended up about two cars behind this particular car, which I was watching closely to see what else would happen. That car almost didn't brake in time for a line of cars stopped at the next light, and had to be honked at again to continue moving when the green light came! Thankfully, it got over into a left turn lane and I was able to keep going, so I didn't have to deal with it anymore.
I still, a day later, wonder what on earth was going on, and who was driving, that they would be so idiotic!