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23 Adult Truths
« on: December 05, 2011, 05:57:20 AM »
A friend of mine shared this with me and I thought folks here would appreciate it. :)

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 06:01:52 AM »
Nice one! But I do know how to fold a fitted sheet...

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 09:04:56 AM »
Awesome!
You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 05:20:46 PM »
I laughed so hard I cried at work.  Then I found it online, and cut and pasted it into my FB status.  LOVE this; it is sooooo funny!

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 05:30:34 PM »

 ;D Love it. I had to send it to Gish, too.
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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 01:39:28 PM »
Before I even saw this I told my kids to put how I died in my obituary because when I read them I always wonder.

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 01:51:24 PM »
#17 is SO TRUE.  I live due north of central Philadelphia so whenever I want to go downtown Google thinks I should drive through bad neighborhoods instead of taking highways.

#18 is the sad reason that I weigh 25 pounds more than I did when I was unemployed.  At home I never got bored enough to eat.  At work it is a hard habit to break.

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 02:08:53 PM »
Am I the only one who isn't seeing 14 and 15?  They're LOST!

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2011, 05:29:51 PM »

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2011, 07:26:52 PM »
13, 16, and 19 ring most true for me!  Once I figured out what Microsoft considers to be "changing your document" (which can be as little as clicking on the page), I was a little less terrified, but not by much!


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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2011, 11:35:06 PM »
19 is my mother to a T.  while she does wear hearing aids, I KNOW when I'm on the phone with her and she has no clue what I said as she will giggle.

I do #1 all the time.  For some reason, it never registers until I look sevral times!

#22 is me all the way!  I can hit that sucker with surprising accuracy every time!

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2011, 11:41:33 AM »
These are awesome aand provide a welcome laugh.

May I offer an addition?

Every new person you meet reminds you of someone you already know.

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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2011, 03:45:47 PM »
I do #1 all the time.  For some reason, it never registers until I look sevral times
That's because when you look at your watch, you rarely ask it "What time is it?"  You ask it "How long until...whatever?" and your watch says "10 minutes."

Next time you see someone checking their watch, ask them what time it is.  Very rarely will they be able to tell you!
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Re: 23 Adult Truths
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2011, 09:41:21 PM »
The one about exiting Word is a biggie for me.  I always have to try and save it again just in case of something.  I haven't used word for a long time so I don't remember whether it would even let me.  Best thing to do is to print it and then if you lose it you can retype it in.
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