I always used to giggle when my mum said we had flown with Virgin Atlantic enough times to be considered "frequent Virgins"...she actually tried to make me, at aged 15, wear a red Tshirt saying "I Am A Frequent Virgin"...uh no. Just no.
The funniest thing I ever saw was this: a pub, called "The Travellers' Rest". Above that, was a hairdressers...the hairdressers was called "Cut Above The Rest." Clever, clever!!!