Okay, so I was a prime candidate for E-hell over the weekend. I dashed out to the store for last-minute NECESSARY (as per DH, who was helpfully mopping floors) items such as shredded cheese for homemade pizza, and milk for our coffee fix. I stopped by the meat department to pick up some ground turkey as well, and as I look through the selection, there is a girl, probably 13 years old, calmly though deliberately leaning her elbow into one of those 5+ pound flats of pre-formed hamburgers. Mommy is next to her chatting away with another woman.
'Hey, you plan on taking that piece of meat for yourself?' <- Me
'huh?' the girl seemed surprised that I even bothered to notice.
'Unless you plan on taking that tray of meat and having your mom make burgers from it, then get your elbow off of it.'
NOW, mommy looks back, notices elbow-girl's actions, and yanks her daughter away (and no, she did not seem annoyed at my words, nor did she even acknowledge me). She must be related to the breadstompers.