After nearly shorting out my keyboard by spewing wine all over it, reading the "MineralDiva, is this you?" thread, I decided to go into the kitchen for a refill.
On my way through the living room, I see Mr. Diva on the loveseat with a pair of teeny-tiny binoculars, watching a western on TV.
"WHAT are you doing?"
"It's big screen TV, Mommy!"
Good GAWD! The man's finally lost it! LOL At least he wasn't watching a movie he was in!