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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #225 on: March 13, 2012, 04:32:42 PM »

There's a special opener that works on the bottom end!  My mom got it and uses it for the ones with the pop tops.  Empties it out, fills it with stuff, glues the bottom back on, gives it as a gift, and enjoys the looks of bafflement when people open the pop top on mandarin oranges to find confetti and Hershey kisses.  :)
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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #226 on: March 13, 2012, 07:01:44 PM »
*snip*

The vacuum sealed plastic they wrap around some electronics. That hard plastic that you go nuts trying to get apart but just can't seem to and the scissors don't make a dent in it. And then your dad gets the bright idea to use his extremely sharp knife on it, and let me tell you that one didn't turn out well. Or maybe my family is just defective at opening packages.

I once bought a pair of scissors that were totally vacuum sealed into a packet that required...a pair of scissors to open it.

One of the stupidest things that I personally have ever witnessed.

Larry David did a whole episode on that! :)

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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #227 on: March 13, 2012, 07:13:03 PM »
The insane industrial-strength security seals on salad dressing.  Drives me CRAZY.  I wrestled with one for about ten minutes the other night (DANGIT I JUST WANT RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE!!) then eventually used a knife to puncture the top enough so I could get my finger in and pull the rest off.  It's SALAD DRESSING for heaven's sake, how many security features does it need??
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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #228 on: March 13, 2012, 09:03:47 PM »
The insane industrial-strength security seals on salad dressing.  Drives me CRAZY.  I wrestled with one for about ten minutes the other night (DANGIT I JUST WANT RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE!!) then eventually used a knife to puncture the top enough so I could get my finger in and pull the rest off.  It's SALAD DRESSING for heaven's sake, how many security features does it need??

Yeah, I would like to inform some of these companies that they don't have to make their bottles impossible to open to protect their customers, they just have to fix it so it's obvious when a package has been tampered with. An easy to remove seal is just as good in that regard.

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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #229 on: March 13, 2012, 09:56:55 PM »
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 vacuum sealed into a packet that required...a pair of scissors to open it.

One of the stupidest things that I personally have ever witnessed.

I had that same problem, but with a ridiculously sharp kitchen knife. Who in the world packages a sharp knife in hard plastic that is nearly impossible to open?

Oooh, yes.  One of my favorite ironies is the day DH came home with one of those special cutter things that are specifically designed to open packaging--and it was very well-sealed in its own packaging.

So I suppose the product itself isn't useless, it's just inaccessible!  ;D

I read somewhere (Real Simple?) that a regular old hand-crank can opener does the job nicely.  I've tried it, and am glad to report that it works quite well!

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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #230 on: March 13, 2012, 11:07:20 PM »
I just searched and found that over 6000 people go to the er every year with injuries sustained from opening clamshell and other plastic packaging.

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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #231 on: March 13, 2012, 11:08:32 PM »
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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #232 on: March 13, 2012, 11:13:17 PM »
I also hate them.  I will only buy slidelock zipper bags.  On products, I just ignore the zip thing and seal the bag just as I would any other bag had I cut it open with scissors.  If it's chips, chip clip.  Bread, twist tie or clip.  Hot dogs, cling wrap, then into a slidelock bag.  I have these wonderful clippy things from Ikea that work to seal any bag.  These things are my best friend, on the counter, in the fridge, in the freezer, anywhere!

http://chickinthekitchen.com/2008/04/22/food-sealing-clips-from-ikea/



I've never had a ziplock packaged product with enough spare plastic at the top to twist and clip.

I fold the top corners of the bag down so it looks like this: /\

Then I fold the top of the triangle down and clip that. It seals it nicely, unless you need it to be totally airtight for a liquid.

Thanks for trying, but that won't work on hot dog packages or Arnold's Rounds. They have to keep their shape.

It might work on frozen biscuits and tater rounds, though.

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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #233 on: March 14, 2012, 03:48:28 PM »
Luci45 wrote:

"Thanks for trying, but that won't work on hot dog packages or Arnold's Rounds. They have to keep their shape."

Chip Clips work for that sort of thing.  What doesn't show in the ad is that the actual brand name Chip Clip clips have a rubber gasket along the clip edge that makes a good seal for things like hot dog packs.

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?sku=13048320

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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #234 on: March 14, 2012, 04:21:03 PM »
*snip*

The vacuum sealed plastic they wrap around some electronics. That hard plastic that you go nuts trying to get apart but just can't seem to and the scissors don't make a dent in it. And then your dad gets the bright idea to use his extremely sharp knife on it, and let me tell you that one didn't turn out well. Or maybe my family is just defective at opening packages.

I once bought a pair of scissors that were totally vacuum sealed into a packet that required...a pair of scissors to open it.

One of the stupidest things that I personally have ever witnessed.

I had that same problem, but with a ridiculously sharp kitchen knife. Who in the world packages a sharp knife in hard plastic that is nearly impossible to open?

I had that with my K-BAR! I had to use my boot knife to open in... I slipped and stuck myself in the thumb. That was fun to explain.
Note: By stuck, I mean it was literally stuck. It hit at the base of my thumbnail and wouldn't come out. I had to yank on that sucker :P
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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #235 on: March 20, 2012, 09:47:49 PM »
I will confess: I have a fancy electric wine opener. And I love it. I don't have arthritis or anything, so I don't really need it, but I have a history of failing horribly and breaking the cork when I try to open a bottle, so I find it handy.

...Mostly I just like to use it though because I find it really entertaining to use.  :-[

Nothing wrong with this.  Entertainment is good (see runny-nose egg separator).   :)

Hey, I didn't even know you could GET and electric bottle opener until I read your post. Now I'm considering getting one AND starting to drink wine with corks again just so I can have a go...

FH and I had an argument while registering about whether to add an electric wine opener to the list. I eventually prevailed, and it didn't go on. I've never been able to use them as well as I can use my trusty double hinged waiter's corkscrew. I think it's because I learned to open wine bottles while bartending at a restaurant that used the waiter's corkscrews.
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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #236 on: March 21, 2012, 11:06:52 AM »
I will confess: I have a fancy electric wine opener. And I love it. I don't have arthritis or anything, so I don't really need it, but I have a history of failing horribly and breaking the cork when I try to open a bottle, so I find it handy.

...Mostly I just like to use it though because I find it really entertaining to use.  :-[

Nothing wrong with this.  Entertainment is good (see runny-nose egg separator).   :)

Hey, I didn't even know you could GET and electric bottle opener until I read your post. Now I'm considering getting one AND starting to drink wine with corks again just so I can have a go...

FH and I had an argument while registering about whether to add an electric wine opener to the list. I eventually prevailed, and it didn't go on. I've never been able to use them as well as I can use my trusty double hinged waiter's corkscrew. I think it's because I learned to open wine bottles while bartending at a restaurant that used the waiter's corkscrews.

I still haven't gotten the hang of those, but I use a manual opener as well, and I can crack open a bottle in about 10 seconds!  I use this type - http://www.beveragefactory.com/wine/openers/grape.shtml and I prefer it.  What's funny is when I was visiting my cousin, she has a fancy, schmancy rabbit opener, and I just COULD NOT figure it out.  She must have thought there was something wrong with me, but it was just too complicated!  I think it took her like 5 minutes to explain it to me, and she finally gave up and just came and took it away from me :)

I also hate electric can openers.  Give me a manual swing-a-way any day, although they're getting harder to find!  So much easier, although I can see the benefits of an electric one if you have arthritis or antyhing else that might make it tough to use the manual.

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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #237 on: March 31, 2012, 04:53:04 PM »
With the childproof packaging, if you get something that's a prescription, you can ask the pharmacy for non-childproof packaging.  They make it an option, because a lot of older people (especially with things like arthritis) have too much difficulty getting the packages open.  Of course, that's for prescription medications.  It would be nice if they'd do it for over-the-counter stuff as well.  :)
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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #238 on: March 31, 2012, 04:55:47 PM »
When my brother stayed with me for a week, he was surprised that I didn't have a corkscrew. He drank a lot of wine and opened every bottle with a screw and a pair of pliers.

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Re: Who came up with this useless product?
« Reply #239 on: March 31, 2012, 05:06:12 PM »
When my brother stayed with me for a week, he was surprised that I didn't have a corkscrew. He drank a lot of wine and opened every bottle with a screw and a pair of pliers.

I think I would have gone out and bought an inexpensive corkscrew!

But unless I'm flying, I always have my jack knife in my purse and it has a corkscrew.  :)
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