"But you weren't home": A Christmas Doozy.

[It's good to be Queen]

I live near a house that does that kind of Christmas light display and the traffic on my road is unbearable most weekend  evenings.  It can take me forever to work my way down to my driveway.  I live out in the country, so "the other way around" is a 4 mile detour.  Luckily I haven't had anyone decide to sit on my porch (too far away from the "Christmas House") but I do have many people who get tired of waiting in traffic use my driveway as a turn-around.