I think I can help with weird Florida attractions.
I'm a big fan of St. Augustine for weird: Ripley's Believe It or Not, Oldest School House, Old Jail, Lighthouse, Potter's Wax Museum (creepy as Heck), Alligator Farm
Miami:Erotic Art Museum, Spanish Monastery, Coral Castle(Homestead, I think), Monkey Jungle
In Florida:
Butterfly World
Salvordore Dali Museum
Gatorland
Big Cat Rescue
Dinosaur World
National Key Deer Refuge
New Orleans: Insectarium (I haven't been, but it's on the list), Musee Conti Wax Museum, Marie Laveau House Of Voodoo, Canal St/City Park Cemetery (I don't remember the name)
In Louisana: UCM Museum, Angola Prison Museum, Zam's Swamp Tour
DC: International Spy Museum, House of the Temple (haven't been, on the list)