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Story time...
« on: February 19, 2012, 10:41:39 AM »
Ok. Here is where we get creative and tell a story.  No more than a sentence at a time. The sillier, the better!!! I'll start...

Once upon a time, there was a boy called David.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.


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Re: Story time...
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2012, 11:05:44 AM »
He was a happy boy who liked to play outside.

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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2012, 12:05:07 PM »
His parents liked the idea of healthful exercise but worried because there was an odd, throbbing light at the bottom of the garden.

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Re: Story time...
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2012, 09:35:59 PM »
There was a strange ringing sound that seemed to come from somewhere else.

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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2012, 01:24:14 PM »
(Ooh, we do seem to be getting into Edward Gorey territory here, aren't we?)

Although his Mom was apprehensive, David's Dad pickled up the big flashlight and went down to investigate.

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Re: Story time...
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2012, 07:30:08 PM »
Unfortunately, all the salt and vinegar kept the flashlight from working.
You must remember this: a ghoti is still a fish...

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2012, 07:50:48 PM »
Touché,
 
  Typing on an iPad can cause errors like that.  I didn't  notice it but I should have.  My apologies to all.

Let's look at it a different way.  Did marinating the flashlight give it a special power?

Let's get back to the story.

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Re: Story time...
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2012, 08:28:46 PM »
They were met by a troll named Humphrey Hammer.

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Re: Story time...
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2012, 08:46:39 PM »
Humphrey Hammer was not a bridge troll, but rather an internet troll.
The problem with choosing the lesser of two evils is that you're still choosing evil.

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« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2012, 07:10:21 PM »
(OK. This is two sentences but they're short and I hope they'll be acceptable.)

David's Dad almost dropped the magical, marinated flashlight.  'Are you the one who makes a snarky comment every time I post to "Lawn Order?"

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Re: Story time...
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2012, 10:18:01 PM »
"Absolutely not, that is Tina Tripp, she gratuated from Killajoke University."

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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2012, 03:39:35 PM »
David's Mom and Dad decided it would be all right for their son to have supervised conversation with Humphrey Hammer.

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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2012, 12:53:57 PM »
Humphrey wasn't happy with this. 

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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2012, 02:29:51 PM »
If someone was supervising the conversation, Humphrey wouldn't be able to argue to the very Trekky David that Star Wars was better for surely the parents would put a stop to it.
The problem with choosing the lesser of two evils is that you're still choosing evil.

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Re: Story time...
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2012, 02:32:52 PM »
David suddenly realized that Humphrey was actually Dark Lord Hubert the Dreaded, zombie creator and overlord, here to add this world to his ever burgeoning empire of evil.