Time for a blonde joke (no offense, please, to blondes--you can add your rival college, whatever...)
Two sisters needed a new bull for their farm but only one could make the trip by train to the far away town, leaving the other one home with the trailer. If the bull was deemed ok, the one sister would telegraph the other to come with the trailer and they would haul home the bull.
After purchasing the bull, sister one had little money left. At the telegraph office, it was determined that she could only afford ONE word to tell the blonde sis at home, "I decided to purchase the bull so you need to travel here with the trailer."
Sis thought a while, and then paid for the word, "Comfortable."
The telegraph operator had to ask how that would relay the message.
"Oh, my sister has to spell out words, so she will read 'come for ta bull.'"