My ex visited a couple of months ago after I moved about 800 miles from my hometown. We had remained friends until recently, but that's another story.
Anyway, my mom, who has always liked him, has the nerve to ask me where he slept. I have a guest room. She asked it lightheartedly, and I replied 'none of your business' in the same tone.
She also informed me that, in private, my dad said something to the effect of 'I don't understand. There's no way a man drives all night 700 miles after working all day to just see a friend.'
This gave me quite the chuckle and her too, but I didn't comment. Lol
Ps - I'm in my early 40s and have adult kids.