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Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« on: May 01, 2012, 09:57:05 AM »
Found on a dating site tonight:

About Me:

Here's what I think,

Nice guys finish last. The dating scene blows. Everyone complains about "Guys are cheaters" "Girls are cheaters" People are cheaters, that turn others into cheaters and it's all a vicious cycle. It's called immaturity. If you loved someone you wouldnt want anyone else, and if you want someone else you don't love the one you're with. Quit being a dramatic teeny-bopper and dump them already.

Maybe the reason you're unlucky in love, ladies, stems from the fact that you say you want a good, honest guy, yet when it all boils down you go home with the ***hole thats laughing with his friends pointing at you sayin "I'll bet you a drink I can bang that chick tonight!"

Or it could have something to do with the large majority of you that marry someone in the service, then a year later, hate his guts, but continue to stay in the marraige because you want that easy money - but while your husband is risking his life to protect our country, you're getting drunk at some dive and taking home random guys. That's pretty awesome.

Maybe you cant find a date because you cant get over your bitterness for the things that have happened to you in the past and it's left you with so many issues that even a psychologist wouldn't date you, because everything out of your mouth is completely negative and emo.

Or of course, maybe you're just in it for the ego-boost of tons of random hookups. I know a small handful of girls off here that hook up with TONS of guys from the internet (my.space, craigs.list, pof, whatever). The sad part is, at least I have a little respect for you - you're honest enough to not be telling these guys you wanna marry them. I hope.
The only thing wrong with this picture is how your profiles always seem to say "I'm a good, sweet girl" "Dont message me for s3x im not like that" etc. etc. lol sure thing, princess!

Or maybe you're incredibly stuck up because you spent your entire paycheck on club outfits, tanning, and make up. Then some bearded A-hole with a camera set up in his living room told you he was a photographer, took a couple dirty pictures, and now you think you have a professional modeling career - then wonder why professional footy players arent knocking your door down and proposing.

On a seperate note, whatever happened to going to college, earning a degree, and building a career of your own? Much respect to anyone that has.

On a seperate note, most girls are so quick to say things like "Pron is DISGUSTING, those girls are total W40RES". How many guys with bad hygeine, drug problems, lying habits, no money, quick tempers, major heaping pile of rancid Twinkie Doo fashion sense, etc. etc. have you hooked up with that just messed up your head and generally made your life a living hell?
And how much did you profit from this? At least pron is a profitable business where they SCREEN FOR STDS FIRST. You would have been better off in a movie. ;)

Trust me, you dont want an honest guy. Honest guys don't have the "look" you're attracted to, and we won't treat you like sh*t and lie to you.
My profile is 100% genuinely honest. Did you enjoy it? Didn't think so, cause it's not what you really want to hear :)

I'm sitting back, laughing at the dating scene as a whole, from the comfort of a chair, in a t-shirt and jeans, because after all, that's a lot easier than actually going out and INTERACTING with people right?

lol.

PS - FFS ladies, get a sense of humor. There's nothing worse than a frigid chick who takes everything too seriously and acts like she's too good to laugh.
;)


Oh yea, no orange white girls with platinum hair. Srsly. Get a life.




I think/hope he posted this tongue in cheek.... but the PS makes me wonder what he really thinks of women? How on earth are us "nice" girls ever supposed to meet anyone???

And more to the point.. is it incredibly rude and boorish to point out his rudeness and boorishness????
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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 10:04:07 AM »
Don't engage the crazy. You'll gain nothing from confronting him. He's just a bitter misogynist who probably thinks he's a "Nice Guy" but in reality is anything but nice.

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 10:05:23 AM »
Why would you even reply to this?

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 10:08:37 AM »
Yikes, sounds like a Nice GuyTM who has gotten bitter.

I'm guessing that he's flamebaiting, so ignoring him would be the better option.
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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2012, 10:11:47 AM »
On a seperate note, most girls are so quick to say things like "Pron is DISGUSTING, those girls are total W40RES". How many guys with bad hygeine, drug problems, lying habits, no money, quick tempers, major heaping pile of rancid Twinkie Doo fashion sense, etc. etc. have you hooked up with that just messed up your head and generally made your life a living hell?
And how much did you profit from this? At least pron is a profitable business where they SCREEN FOR STDS FIRST. You would have been better off in a movie. ;)


What the heck is "pron"?

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2012, 10:13:54 AM »
On a seperate note, most girls are so quick to say things like "Pron is DISGUSTING, those girls are total W40RES". How many guys with bad hygeine, drug problems, lying habits, no money, quick tempers, major heaping pile of rancid Twinkie Doo fashion sense, etc. etc. have you hooked up with that just messed up your head and generally made your life a living hell?
And how much did you profit from this? At least pron is a profitable business where they SCREEN FOR STDS FIRST. You would have been better off in a movie. ;)


What the heck is "pron"?

It's an Internet spelling for p0rnography, used to get past word filters.

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2012, 10:14:09 AM »
IME the guys who are quick to point out that they are "nice guys" almost never are.  the ones who are actually nice guys dont point it out. 

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2012, 10:25:47 AM »
IME the guys who are quick to point out that they are "nice guys" almost never are.  the ones who are actually nice guys dont point it out.

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2012, 10:28:44 AM »
Found on a dating site tonight:

Maybe you I cant find a date because you I cant get over your my bitterness for the things that have happened to you me in the past and it's left you me with so many issues that even a psychologist wouldn't date you me, because everything out of your my mouth is completely negative and emo.


Fixed that for him.. I think he's just confused over first/second person?  ;D

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2012, 11:30:19 AM »
Pronoun trouble.

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2012, 11:31:32 AM »
Hey, he's warned you upfront that he's ten pounds of jerk in a five pound sack. Count your blessings!
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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2012, 11:45:29 AM »
Hey, he's warned you upfront that he's ten pounds of jerk in a five pound sack. Count your blessings!

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2012, 11:49:51 AM »
Well, at least he's been honest enough to warn everyone up front what an incredible prat he is... That's something, I suppose. ::)

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2012, 03:21:28 PM »
Hey, he's warned you upfront that he's ten pounds of jerk in a five pound sack. Count your blessings!

Pod x 100. And I hope you don't mind if I borrow steal the bolded.

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Re: Dear Deity!! Let's count the etiquette violations!!
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2012, 03:49:26 PM »
I'm sure the women on that dating site are falling all over themselves trying to get a date with him.  :P