This is too good, I simply can not resist adding my own little commentary.
Found on a dating
Here's what I think,
Nice guys finish last. The dating
scene blows. Everyone complains about "Guys are cheaters" "Girls are cheaters" People are cheaters, that turn others into cheaters and it's all a vicious cycle. It's called immaturity. If you loved someone you wouldnt want anyone else, and if you want someone else you don't love the one you're with. Quit being a dramatic teeny-bopper and dump them already. Or you could put on your grown up words and communicate to your partner what you want, the way my BF and I do.
Maybe the reason you're unlucky in love, ladies, stems from the fact that you say you want a good, honest guy, yet when it all boils down you go home with the ***hole thats laughing with his friends pointing at you sayin "I'll bet you a drink I can bang that chick tonight!" Ah yes, the "Nice Guy" (tm) syndrome. Or maybe we get sick of tired of guys who whine and complain about how women don't like "nice guys" (tm). When really those "nice guys" (tm) are manipulative spineless wimps who make you guess constantly about what they really want. At least we know where we stand with jerks
Or it could have something to do with the large majority of you that marry someone in the service, then a year later, hate his guts, but continue to stay in the marraige because you want that easy money - but while your husband is risking his life to protect our country, you're getting drunk at some dive and taking home random guys. That's pretty awesome. PSST, don't look now, but women serve in the military too. GASP! And I have to say, bravo dude. You actually went out and surveyed every single military wife? That is some dedication!
Maybe you cant find a date because you cant get over your bitterness for the things that have happened to you in the past and it's left you with so many issues that even a psychologist wouldn't date you, because everything out of your mouth is completely negative and emo. Yo! Kettle! Pot'ss on the phone, he keeps ranting about you being black or something.
Or of course, maybe you're just in it for the ego-boost of tons of random hookups. I know a small handful of girls off here that hook up with TONS of guys from the internet (my.space, craigs.list, pof, whatever). The sad part is, at least I have a little respect for you - you're honest enough to not be telling these guys you wanna marry them. I hope.
The only thing wrong with this picture is how your profiles always seem to say "I'm a good, sweet girl" "Dont message me for s3x im not like that" etc. etc. lol sure thing, princess! The double standard, it burns.
Or maybe you're incredibly stuck up because you spent your entire paycheck on club outfits, tanning, and make up. Then some bearded A-hole with a camera set up in his living room told you he was a photographer, took a couple dirty pictures, and now you think you have a professional modeling career - then wonder why professional footy players arent knocking your door down and proposing. I can't do snarky comments about gibberish so I'll just say "Fhlargen Yomerwantz Boonterhops"
On a seperate note, whatever happened to going to college, earning a degree, and building a career of your own? Much respect to anyone that has. Who are these women you speak of?
On a seperate note, most girls are so quick to say things like "Pron is DISGUSTING, those girls are total W40RES". How many guys with bad hygeine, drug problems, lying habits, no money, quick tempers, major heaping pile of rancid Twinkie Doo fashion sense, etc. etc. have you hooked up with that just messed up your head and generally made your life a living hell?
And how much did you profit from this? At least pron is a profitable business where they SCREEN FOR STDS FIRST. You would have been better off in a movie. Again with this most and majority. I donít remember being interviewed by this guy, anyone else? Was I out at a dance club spurning nice guys the night of the survey?
Trust me, you dont want an honest guy. Honest guys don't have the "look" you're attracted to, and we won't treat you like sh*t and lie to you. Most times when I hear this line from guys, they are immensely shallow when it comes to a woman's appearance. Just sayin.
My profile is 100% genuinely honest. Did you enjoy it? Didn't think so, cause it's not what you really want to hear
Except for all the made up stats and
I'm sitting back, laughing at the dating
scene as a whole, from the comfort of a chair, in a t-shirt and jeans, because after all, that's a lot easier than actually going out and INTERACTING with people right?
PS - FFS ladies, get a sense of humor. There's nothing worse than a frigid chick who takes everything too seriously and acts like she's too good to laugh. Because smart, intelligent women really like being called "chicks"
Oh yea, no orange white girls with platinum hair. Srsly. Get a life.
I think/hope he posted this tongue in cheek.... but the PS makes me wonder what he really thinks of women? How on earth are us "nice" girls ever supposed to meet anyone???
And more to the point.. is it incredibly rude and boorish to point out his rudeness and boorishness?